Monday, July 5, 2010

Dr Coffin

Ferro and Sammys cars pull up close to the office of the museum. They keep their distance as two cars are waiting with two men in dark glasses with small machine guns in hand stand infront of the cars.


El Ferro gets out of the car.
Sammy: (quieltly) no El wait.

El Ferro: Gentlemen how are we.

the two men aim their guns and both say "Don't fuckin move"

El Ferro: Whoa, hey gentlemen don't worry, I am here to help!

The two men fire two rounds each as El Ferro ducks and gets back into the car.

A shot of Michelle yelping and ducking down in Sammys car as she has pulled up behind them.

El Ferro: oooo k so I guess they arent the fed boys.

Sammy: sigh... no they are.

El Ferro: What? Has everyone really forgot who I am thesedays. (shouts out the window) We're not the bad guys! (the two men start to approach the car.

Sammy: They don't care man, I've been tracking these guys for awhile. They are not our friends anymore, least not these guys.

The two men aim there guns at either side of the car aiming in the side windows.

El Ferro: Well shit.

The two men surprisingly aim above the cars and aim at each other.

El Ferro: What are they doing?

the two men shake and make gagging sounds before they both fire one round hitting each other and fall backwards onto their.

Sammy and El Ferro get out of the car and Michelle gets out behind them.

Michelle: What the fuck was that?

El Ferro: I was gonna say the same thing.

Sammy: Michelle i would now like you to meet one of my fathers best friends, Doctor Coffin.


Out of the fogged area comes a man in a large coat with a large fedora covering most of his face as he saunters forward looking downwards with shadows covering his eyes. His lips are pale and dry looking almost grey.

Michelle: (stomping forward) This is retarded, You two are crazy, I don't care who this guy is or his stupid name, what the hell just happened to these guys. They came to me this morning, they were F B I. You guys are insane. I fuckin work here, I don't want fuckin dead F B I , I just wanted to file my papers and go home tonight, (points at Sammy) This is your fuckin fault.

Dr Coffin places his leather gloved hand on her shoulder as he stands behind her.
Michelle goes silent as her eyes cross and her knees buckle with a cold chill running over here before she falls to the ground and passes out.

El Ferro: Ha Ha , oh Doctor I missed your style.


A few minutes later Michelle wakes up in a startle in the back of Sammys car.

MIchelle: What the fuck!?!

El Ferro and Sammy and sitting in the front seat and looking with intrest out the window Both say "Shhh"

Sammy: Doc is as creepy as always

El Ferro: Sometimes consistancy is a good thing kid

Sammy: Oh I know I know

Doctor Coffin is outside of the car near the front door of the office he is placing small burning bags at the foot of the door as he stands up and reaches his arms out chanting. A gust of winds blows through the arms of the doctor but does not put out the burning bags.

Michelle: What's he doing, leaving a bag of burning dog shit before ringing the door bell and running.

Sammy: Jesus, this is some classy black magic. (Sam gets out of the car and closes the door behind him)

Michelle: Magic...?

El Ferro: Sam tells me you saw two men get attacked by evil spirits and get turned into waxy zombies before they all attacked you earliar today.

Michelle: Huh.. who me? umm yeah ... It looked like that happened.

El Ferro: Then have a little suspension of disbelief The good Doctor and I were adventure hunters with Sammy dad. We know bad guys when we see em. Those agents were zombies like your co workers. I know this is wacky but it's actually real normal.
I was always hunting evil doers as Sam and his Dad trophy hunted mystic beasts and the Doctor battled ghosts and demons before we were even in diapers. The President and even the bloody Queen of England loved us and gave us adventures all the time.

Michelle: So.... so you mean your old Vampire movies and his Tv show ... were real?

El Ferro: Ha no.. what are you an idiot? We just got morbid curiousities after playing those characters for so long, we went out and tried to find the real thing. Long story when Sammy and his old man find their first real monster. Real bad situation, so I couldnt help but tag along to find more with them. That's why I stopped making movies and barely wrestled and the Occult Kid show went off the air as we went off on adventures for people in high places. Till Sammys dad...(looks at Sammy and Sammy just nods)
well till his dad died. Sammy took off and disappeared and well, guys like the doctor and I just stopped going on adventures too. Basically we were told by the powers that be that our secret liscences to adventure had been revoked and well you know how TV is once you leave it for a few years you cant just come back.

Michelle: What happened?

El Ferro: Hollywood is like that , they forget you real easily..

Michelle: No.. to his Dad.

El Ferro: Not mine to say... I mean....

Sammy opens the car door...

Sammy: Ok Doc is waving us in. The door way is cleansed no dark spells , let's go in. (Hands El Ferro a gun)

El Ferro: Come on kid you know me.

Sammy: Right... (forces the gun into Michelles hand) .. come on.

Michelle (stares at the gun) : This is fucked.

El Ferro: Quiet the mouth young lady.

El Ferro goes over to his car and opens the truck, slides out two silver metal baseball bats. Spins them back and forth before walking over to Michelle:

El Ferro: Come on let's go girl.

Michelle looks at Sammy from a distance as he talks to the Doctor.

Michelle: Whats the creepy guys deal. I didnt see what he did to the F B I agents?

El Ferro: Clouds mens minds. Or zombie mens minds. And as you found out Doctor Coffin has the abilty to do a little mind magic. He can make people do what they dont wanna do.

Michelle: Why do you call him Dr Coffin?

El Ferro: Well technically.... he's dead. (walks to Sammys Side)

Michelle: technically? (runs to the side of them)

El Ferro: So what's the priognosis Doc?

Doctor Coffin: Sargoth relic, I can sense it's powers still here. People are still here and so is the relic. Only a few in existance and by the sounds of the ghouls Sam discribed that's a usual side effect of it's power.

Sammy: And that power has to be activated with some ingrediants and spells. That was shipped in this morning. So who ever activated it and blessed our little ladies office with the demon Sargoth is probably around here waiting and watching.

El Ferro: Glad you brought us back boy.

Sammy: This is the third relic brought into the country, I failed getting the last two.

Coffin: If this is the third one...

Sammy: Yeah I know.... bad things come in 3s. That's why I needed you guys. I was stupid to try the others alone.
So.... thank you.

Coffin: Sighs

El Ferro: No prob kid


Sammy clicks in a new clip to his gun, leans forward and opens the door. A low howl comes from behind the door as wind blows out from the inside. Michelle stands behind the three motley men looking into the door way over their shoulders seeing pitch black. Until a freezing gust of winds blows over them with a thick grey cloud.

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