A curved drive way comes right infront of the white wooden door of Dr Coffins house. Its a large old house with vines up the walls and large windows on both floors.
There is a fence around the small front year with a waist high gate fence looking very old and rusty.
El Ferro: You invested well in this place Doc
Michelle: Of course your place has to be as creepy as you are.
Sam: Your not helping matters Michelle.
Michelle: Come on this house is totally the house from the Excorcist.
Dr coffins opens the door and they enter a large hall way with a large dark wooden stair case to the side. Dr Coffin walks past the stairs to a basement door which leads them to his dark large storage room and library.
Leather chairs and a large oak desk against the far side of the library. Dr Coffin removes his large coat showing his frail thin body in an old buisness suit. He removes his large hat to show his pale gaunt face with his hair even his thick eyebrows are a shade of grey.
Michelle looks at the doctor and at the place with a nervous and almost sad face.
Michelle: Look guys , I've been thinking. Do you guys even know who is running this show here? If I am gonna be stuck with you guys I wanna know who has ruined my life and killed my friends here?
Sam: Paul is not behind this, he is just a sucker like the rest of paid off and possessed.
Dr Coffin: Place the crate on the table.
El Ferro: Right on boss
Dr Coffin sits down holding his hands over the crate and closes his eyes.
Michelle walks around the room looking over the books and selection of shelves filled with marked boxes.
Michelle: Ok.. wait.. everyone else has a famous past. Please tell me your not the kids spooky book writer Dr H D Coffin, please tell me your not.
El Ferro: Hahahaha... seriously... don't talk about that.
Michelle: What the..
El Ferro makes a gesture as to tell Michelle to shut up.
Dr Coffin just stares on cold looking.
Michelle: Seriously , whatever I don't want to think about this. But You, (Michelle turns to Sammy and points at him) You talk to me. If they brought your fuckin Vampire Cousin then they knew you were tracking this and they want to hurt you personally.
Sam: I suppose so, or it's cause Paul is stuck in this and he knows me pretty damn well. He knew I would eventually be snooping around on this. I have bumped into several criminals dealing these relics but deep down I knew they were too good. So I knew he was involved some how.
El Ferro: Maaaayybbbe he made it personal hoping just to scare you away. Paul knows we aren't dummies. Maybe he wants us mad and to go after Sid keeping us away from something worse and even more dangerous.
Michelle: Your stretching to make this Paul guy sound like he isn't the bad guy.
Sam: It's hard since I was a kid he protected my dad and these assholes from all the trouble they would get into.
El Ferro: Gave us jobs for the government, that's how we got the ok to go on our adventures and could still afford it after the movie money ran dry.
Sam: Some of us invest better then you Ferro.... but that's running dry now too.... sigh... Anyways, 6 years ago Paul said the powers that be stripped him and then we lost touch. We have all been worried from him.
El Ferro: Kind of why we lost touch with each other. We all needed to find new ways to pay the bills, Paul loved the money more than anyone sadly. Lucky for old Doc here he has some old old money.
Dr Coffin: I feel it.
Michelle: What?
Dr Coffin: Red box behind you.
Michelle: What?
Sam: Behind you Michelle.
Michelle: Oh (reaches behind her and takes a ruby red wooden box and hands it to Dr Coffin, Coffin eyes still closed with hands raised over the box)
Dr Coffin: Open it and place the inside in the crate.
Michelle opens the box and pulls out a dead large red beatle
Michelle: Oh fuckin gross.
places the beatle in the box
the beatle makes a hissing sound in the crate and red steam rises from it
DR Coffin: At least 5 other unhumans , close, maybe 50 miles.
El Ferro: Maybe its just 5 gnomes or fairies.
Dr Coffin: I see it.
Sam: Good do you have weapons in this place.
Dr Coffins eyes open
Dr Coffin: Yes
Sam: Real weapons? My kinda weapons, Not Shaman stuff.
Dr Coffin: I know what you mean.
Sam: I knew you would. Where are they.
Dr Coffin: I will have Tatiana get them.
El Ferro and Sam: Tatiana??
Michelle: Who
At the bottom of the stairs standing as no one noticed. Stand Tatiana.
Tatiana: Yes, me.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
clean up
Michelle helps Sam up as Ferro helps Dr Coffin stand.
Sam: (cough cough) Let's get out of here before that thing wakes up.
Michelle: Wakes up? It's not dead?
Sam: Hey I cant afford silver bullets these days and honestly I have no idea what the fuck that is anyway.
Dr Coffin: It's a demon, a guardian for your cousin.
El Ferro: Probably eat the poor kids actual dog.
Michelle: Ok well we came for the artifacts what do we do.
Sam: Nothing it's gone, they were just a trap cause they knew I would be stupid enough to come back here.
Priority 1 get Sid then get the artifact.
Dr Coffin: I can't sense Sid he is moving away very fast. I suggest we go to my place and recouperate.
Michelle starts to open the door helping Sam through.
Michelle: Ok I am done here, you guys do your relic hunting and demon fighting I am done ok.
Dr Coffin: I would recommend you come with us as I guarantee what ever guardians or soldiers are out there will be looking for you.
Michelle: Why?
Sam: Eliminate the evidence
Michelle: Fuck it no I am staying here.
A moaning sound and grumble comes from the fallen werewolf. Michelle jerks up pulling and dragging Sam out the door.
Michelle: Come on assholes, let's go to the undertakers house.
Dr Coffin: Ferro please bring the empty crate I am sure I can use it.
El Ferro rolls the crate over his shoulder and walks out with it but not before kicking the werewolf in the face first
El Ferro: Let's vaminos
Sam: (cough cough) Let's get out of here before that thing wakes up.
Michelle: Wakes up? It's not dead?
Sam: Hey I cant afford silver bullets these days and honestly I have no idea what the fuck that is anyway.
Dr Coffin: It's a demon, a guardian for your cousin.
El Ferro: Probably eat the poor kids actual dog.
Michelle: Ok well we came for the artifacts what do we do.
Sam: Nothing it's gone, they were just a trap cause they knew I would be stupid enough to come back here.
Priority 1 get Sid then get the artifact.
Dr Coffin: I can't sense Sid he is moving away very fast. I suggest we go to my place and recouperate.
Michelle starts to open the door helping Sam through.
Michelle: Ok I am done here, you guys do your relic hunting and demon fighting I am done ok.
Dr Coffin: I would recommend you come with us as I guarantee what ever guardians or soldiers are out there will be looking for you.
Michelle: Why?
Sam: Eliminate the evidence
Michelle: Fuck it no I am staying here.
A moaning sound and grumble comes from the fallen werewolf. Michelle jerks up pulling and dragging Sam out the door.
Michelle: Come on assholes, let's go to the undertakers house.
Dr Coffin: Ferro please bring the empty crate I am sure I can use it.
El Ferro rolls the crate over his shoulder and walks out with it but not before kicking the werewolf in the face first
El Ferro: Let's vaminos
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Office Battle
El Ferro yells and spears into the stomach of the large lunging werewolf.
The two fall to the ground as Ferro grapples onto the back of the werewolves head while punching him in the side of the head.
Dr Coffin opens his coat and pulls out two different small pouches
Luca flips Ferro off of him sending Ferro crashing ino Dr Coffin.
Sam turns to the werewolf only to get a hard punch of SId sending Sam into a desk.
Michelle grabs the office phone and jumps on a desk. She leaps off the desk and smashes the phine into the snot of the werewolf.
El Ferro: Yeah phones for you bitch.
Luca swings his claw slashing Michelle and sending her crashing into another desk.
Sam: FUCK!
Sid gives Sam a hard kick to the ribs.
Dr Coffin steps infront of SId grabbing his mouth and shoves a pouch inside it.
Sid screams as yell yellow steam comes from his mouth. He slashes against Dr Coffins chest as Luca comes from behind slahes down Dr Coffins back. Dr Coffin tenses but reacts little but his knees start to buckle as the blood flows down his body.
El Ferro smashes a chair over the werewolf as Sid holding his throat runs out the door.
Sam while on the ground pulls a different smaller pistol out of the back of his pants. Slides in a single bullet and cracks the gun.
Sam: You hairy mother fucker.
The were wolf turns in a roar to Sam as Sam fires the single shot. Hitting hard square between the eyes of the beast sending it on its back out cold and stiff as a board.
El Ferro checks on Michelle helping her to sit up against a table.
El Ferro: Like you say... what the fuck.
The two fall to the ground as Ferro grapples onto the back of the werewolves head while punching him in the side of the head.
Dr Coffin opens his coat and pulls out two different small pouches
Luca flips Ferro off of him sending Ferro crashing ino Dr Coffin.
Sam turns to the werewolf only to get a hard punch of SId sending Sam into a desk.
Michelle grabs the office phone and jumps on a desk. She leaps off the desk and smashes the phine into the snot of the werewolf.
El Ferro: Yeah phones for you bitch.
Luca swings his claw slashing Michelle and sending her crashing into another desk.
Sam: FUCK!
Sid gives Sam a hard kick to the ribs.
Dr Coffin steps infront of SId grabbing his mouth and shoves a pouch inside it.
Sid screams as yell yellow steam comes from his mouth. He slashes against Dr Coffins chest as Luca comes from behind slahes down Dr Coffins back. Dr Coffin tenses but reacts little but his knees start to buckle as the blood flows down his body.
El Ferro smashes a chair over the werewolf as Sid holding his throat runs out the door.
Sam while on the ground pulls a different smaller pistol out of the back of his pants. Slides in a single bullet and cracks the gun.
Sam: You hairy mother fucker.
The were wolf turns in a roar to Sam as Sam fires the single shot. Hitting hard square between the eyes of the beast sending it on its back out cold and stiff as a board.
El Ferro checks on Michelle helping her to sit up against a table.
El Ferro: Like you say... what the fuck.
Sam wakes up
Sammy shakes the cobwebs out as he wakes up see SID strangling El Ferro and Dr Coffin pushing the other mort against a wall while trying to avoid the seemlessly never ending vomit. Sam runs up behind Dr Coffin as he puts his gun against the back of the zombies head and blast a hole right through. Quickly Sam turns and blast two shots into the side of SIDs head. Sid staggers and falls back. El Ferro swings and hard left sending SID against the wall with his face gushing with blood. Sid starts to hiss wildly until Dr Coffin pulls out a small dime bag like object from his coat and throws it into SIDs face. The small back explodes into a cloud of power which starts to steam and burn. SID screams out a banshee like sound that sends everyone to their knees giving SId a chance to run away into the hall way. Sam falls forward and drops his gun. Michelle screaming grabs the gun and fires it once down the hall way. She pulls the trigger over and over again cursing and panting but the clip is empty. Dr Coffin comes beside her and tries to console her.
Dr Coffin: It's ok he's gone.
Michelle: Fuck off don't touch me.
She aims the gun right in Dr Coffins face.
With out even a blink nor any look of emotion at all Dr Coffin slides the gun out of her hands.
Dr Coffin: It's empty.
Michelle: What the fuck was that?
she looks at Sam getting to his feet. She grabs him by the collar.
Michelle: You just fuckin killed my boss.
Sam pushes her off of him and whips his shirt.
Sam: That vomiting puss bag was already dead. You know it is , just like in the movies. No longer boss, just a no good...
Michelle: ZOmbie
El Ferro: SUcks but true.
Dr Coffin: We must carry on.
The walk down the hall to a red door.
Michelle: Im sorry you have saved me a few times.
Sam: Look I understand when I first met you were in your office getting attack by your co workers and maaaybe I ran in with out saying hi and blew their brains out but better that then you being dead too.
Sam opens the door and shows 3 office friends of Michelles splattered against the walls. The centre of the office has a large wood create with hay pulled out and thrown around the room.
Michelle: And some fuckin good that did, Sara, Camila and Phil all dead and that fuckin artifact is gone. That fuckin Vampire guy already got it.
The phone on Michelles desk rings.
Sam: Ignore it.
Michelle answers the phone "Hello"
El Ferro: burn!
Dr Coffin: Its Paul.
El Ferro: Excellent.
Dr Coffin: No Not Excellent.
Michelle: What the fuck are you talking about..... what.... yeah well fuck you.
Slams the phone.
Dr Coffin: He said Sorry your friends have to die, tell Sam I am sorry I sold out but it's all about power, it's not your Dad adventures anymore and I'm sorry but you all need to die.
Michelle: Yeah... howd you know...
Dr coffin stares cold
Michelle: oh whatever
Sam: I'm sorry guys I had seen his signature on some orders of some seriously wacked orders , I knew he was in on this. He is sellling these things to bad people.
Michelle: Is Paul another circus performer turned superhero.
El Ferro: Oh man he always had our back, I knew a government guy couldn't be that nice all the time. Now we dont make money and he goes to the bad guys. Paul was CIA, and since we did alot of good work for the world he was a ordered our counsellor sorta. He always kept us out of trouble.
Dr Coffin: Selling dangerous artifacts as weapons to the highest bidder now I assume.
El Ferro: That's the economy for ya.
Michelle: How the fuck is that rock a weapon? It drives everyone that touches it into a possesed murderous zombie.
Sam , Ferro and Dr Coffin just stare at her.
Michelle: Ok fuck off, I know I know, every mad man thinks thats a weapon. Yes I know. But tell me this, why do people with power ACTUALLY act like bad guys in fuckin movies?
El Ferro: ANd thank god for that.. am I right. We mad careers out of that wonderful thin line between fact and fiction. Hey man, we should just get some cameras get the band wagon and film you Sam my man, make a come back as we hunt that fucker down.
Dr Coffin: Gary won this round, Sid or who ever has the artifact is moving far away very quickly, I can feel it. The power is leaving this building.
Sam: Well then if he has the artifact or not. I'm going after SID. I lost him once, he's family. I can't believe Paul would be sick enough to use SID against me now. My priority is find SID.
The door kicks open with a loud crash followed by a roar as the team swing their heads to see the fully enlarged Werewolf Luca hissing and roaring in the doorway with Sid standing besiide him. Sids face is burned badly and he looked pissed off.
Sid: Good thing I found you cousin.
Sam: This is fuckin crazy SID , stop this.
SID: Luca , you take that asshole Coffin and eat any more of that fuckin garlic. Just Leave Sam for me.
Luca roars and lungs at the team.
Dr Coffin: It's ok he's gone.
Michelle: Fuck off don't touch me.
She aims the gun right in Dr Coffins face.
With out even a blink nor any look of emotion at all Dr Coffin slides the gun out of her hands.
Dr Coffin: It's empty.
Michelle: What the fuck was that?
she looks at Sam getting to his feet. She grabs him by the collar.
Michelle: You just fuckin killed my boss.
Sam pushes her off of him and whips his shirt.
Sam: That vomiting puss bag was already dead. You know it is , just like in the movies. No longer boss, just a no good...
Michelle: ZOmbie
El Ferro: SUcks but true.
Dr Coffin: We must carry on.
The walk down the hall to a red door.
Michelle: Im sorry you have saved me a few times.
Sam: Look I understand when I first met you were in your office getting attack by your co workers and maaaybe I ran in with out saying hi and blew their brains out but better that then you being dead too.
Sam opens the door and shows 3 office friends of Michelles splattered against the walls. The centre of the office has a large wood create with hay pulled out and thrown around the room.
Michelle: And some fuckin good that did, Sara, Camila and Phil all dead and that fuckin artifact is gone. That fuckin Vampire guy already got it.
The phone on Michelles desk rings.
Sam: Ignore it.
Michelle answers the phone "Hello"
El Ferro: burn!
Dr Coffin: Its Paul.
El Ferro: Excellent.
Dr Coffin: No Not Excellent.
Michelle: What the fuck are you talking about..... what.... yeah well fuck you.
Slams the phone.
Dr Coffin: He said Sorry your friends have to die, tell Sam I am sorry I sold out but it's all about power, it's not your Dad adventures anymore and I'm sorry but you all need to die.
Michelle: Yeah... howd you know...
Dr coffin stares cold
Michelle: oh whatever
Sam: I'm sorry guys I had seen his signature on some orders of some seriously wacked orders , I knew he was in on this. He is sellling these things to bad people.
Michelle: Is Paul another circus performer turned superhero.
El Ferro: Oh man he always had our back, I knew a government guy couldn't be that nice all the time. Now we dont make money and he goes to the bad guys. Paul was CIA, and since we did alot of good work for the world he was a ordered our counsellor sorta. He always kept us out of trouble.
Dr Coffin: Selling dangerous artifacts as weapons to the highest bidder now I assume.
El Ferro: That's the economy for ya.
Michelle: How the fuck is that rock a weapon? It drives everyone that touches it into a possesed murderous zombie.
Sam , Ferro and Dr Coffin just stare at her.
Michelle: Ok fuck off, I know I know, every mad man thinks thats a weapon. Yes I know. But tell me this, why do people with power ACTUALLY act like bad guys in fuckin movies?
El Ferro: ANd thank god for that.. am I right. We mad careers out of that wonderful thin line between fact and fiction. Hey man, we should just get some cameras get the band wagon and film you Sam my man, make a come back as we hunt that fucker down.
Dr Coffin: Gary won this round, Sid or who ever has the artifact is moving far away very quickly, I can feel it. The power is leaving this building.
Sam: Well then if he has the artifact or not. I'm going after SID. I lost him once, he's family. I can't believe Paul would be sick enough to use SID against me now. My priority is find SID.
The door kicks open with a loud crash followed by a roar as the team swing their heads to see the fully enlarged Werewolf Luca hissing and roaring in the doorway with Sid standing besiide him. Sids face is burned badly and he looked pissed off.
Sid: Good thing I found you cousin.
Sam: This is fuckin crazy SID , stop this.
SID: Luca , you take that asshole Coffin and eat any more of that fuckin garlic. Just Leave Sam for me.
Luca roars and lungs at the team.
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