The crew creep into the door way as a thick mist seeps from the door and stays around them as they fill into the dark hallway.
Michelle: It's fucking freezing.
Gushes of mist flash by with moaning sounds that follow.
El Ferro: So I'm guessing what every these relics are that got tampered with, they like to make places into Haunted houses?
Michelle: This is crazy it was only hours ago that we were here, how did it get so weird already?
Dr Coffin: The gates to other realms are large and heavy. They keep out terrible things that wish to come in and harm us. Chances of entering our world are very rare. So when they do find a way in,... they rush in.
Sammy: And the eye of Sargothisn is a very big key for a very big door. I'm sorry I didnt warn you or let you know I was spying on your shipments. I knew these guys were ordering bad stuff, I had been following similar IPs and user names all over the internet trying to make some sweet deals for some very bad stuff. But when I saw them come into the office today to personally see this shipment, I knew who some of them where and I knew we were all gonna be in some shit.
Michelle: Who them , if your so connected who are these people the CIA?
El Ferro: CIA, FBI, M I Bs, Interpol.. hell CSIS. We know lots of these guys , we had to check in with people alot when we would ... shall I say.. get into trouble. They would help us cover our tracks for certain favors. Our buddy Paul was our check in guy he's a real hero.
Sammy: I hope so...
El Ferro: What no way you didnt see..
Michelle: SCREAMS
El Ferro and Sammy: WHat?
Michelle: Oh it's a dog
(a large cute looking fluffy dog slowly walked up behind Michelle nudging against her)
El Ferro: Whoa is SID here too? Thats gotta be his dog Luca isn't it? COme here boy, The whole band is totally back together . (El Ferro leans in pets Luca)
Sammy: Ferro get the fuck away from him.
El Ferro: What?? Why didn't you say you brought your cousin?
Sammy: I said GET AWAY FROM LUCA!
Dr Coffn: Ferro!
El Ferro: What?
The DOg changes humannoid growing larger eyes glowing as it snarls and drools lunging for El Ferro.
El Ferro: Oh SHit
The dog jumps on El Ferro but EL Ferro Monkey flips the dog over him and scurries to the side of the wall.
Sammy fires two shots at the dog, it falls but slides back up and lunges after Sammy knowing him scratching his chest, staining blood over his shirt. Dr Coffin pulls out a dagger and slams it into the dogs back. The dog yelps as Sammy kicks it off of him. The dogs runs away into the mist as Sammy fires another shot but the dog disapears.
Michelle: WHat the fuck??
El Ferro: Are you ok Kid?
Sammy: I'm fine I'm fine. It's Luca but they got to him. They got to SID two. I lost SID months ago on a treasure hunt in Europe, he contacted me recently telling me not to snoop on these things, we fought right in the fucking public two days ago. He wasnt SID anymore, he's changed, he's evil.
Dr Coffin: And so is his dog.
Michelle: Is shit your Area 51 contact or what?
Sammy: No he's my cousin he was part of our team.
Michelle: Listen you wanna be superheros, stop talking like this is your reunion party. Who are these people you keep talking about , I dont wanna meet your buddies one by one. I want answers. Cause if I tell my boss the X men came and fought the devil in our offices I am totally losing my job!
A man in a suit with blood over his mouth comes from a door as even more mist follows him.
Man: Your fired MIchelle
Michelle: Oh god mister harkins
Mr Harkins drooling blood with a dead look in his eyes
Michelle: Oh no
A younger man with messy blonde hair and an organse T shirt comes out of the mist as well. Pale face and purple lips.
SId: Your fired too Sammy. Your all fired. No more adventure team for any of you. The feds said no more, too dangerous. Luckily.... *starts to clean his nails* I knew to work for the much richer people the much more powerful people. But for you guys, its over. (SID HISSES SHOWING LARGE FANGS AND CLAWS and lunges at the team so does Mister Harkin vomiting projectile blood as he jumps at Michelle)
Michelle: WHat the FUCK????
Sid grabs Sam by the front of the face and slams the back of Sams head into the wall. Sam falls to the ground face first, starts to black out as he sees El Ferro struggle with SId trying to fend off his fangs, Sams eyes close as he passes out.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
Dr Coffin
Ferro and Sammys cars pull up close to the office of the museum. They keep their distance as two cars are waiting with two men in dark glasses with small machine guns in hand stand infront of the cars.
El Ferro gets out of the car.
Sammy: (quieltly) no El wait.
El Ferro: Gentlemen how are we.
the two men aim their guns and both say "Don't fuckin move"
El Ferro: Whoa, hey gentlemen don't worry, I am here to help!
The two men fire two rounds each as El Ferro ducks and gets back into the car.
A shot of Michelle yelping and ducking down in Sammys car as she has pulled up behind them.
El Ferro: oooo k so I guess they arent the fed boys.
Sammy: sigh... no they are.
El Ferro: What? Has everyone really forgot who I am thesedays. (shouts out the window) We're not the bad guys! (the two men start to approach the car.
Sammy: They don't care man, I've been tracking these guys for awhile. They are not our friends anymore, least not these guys.
The two men aim there guns at either side of the car aiming in the side windows.
El Ferro: Well shit.
The two men surprisingly aim above the cars and aim at each other.
El Ferro: What are they doing?
the two men shake and make gagging sounds before they both fire one round hitting each other and fall backwards onto their.
Sammy and El Ferro get out of the car and Michelle gets out behind them.
Michelle: What the fuck was that?
El Ferro: I was gonna say the same thing.
Sammy: Michelle i would now like you to meet one of my fathers best friends, Doctor Coffin.
Out of the fogged area comes a man in a large coat with a large fedora covering most of his face as he saunters forward looking downwards with shadows covering his eyes. His lips are pale and dry looking almost grey.
Michelle: (stomping forward) This is retarded, You two are crazy, I don't care who this guy is or his stupid name, what the hell just happened to these guys. They came to me this morning, they were F B I. You guys are insane. I fuckin work here, I don't want fuckin dead F B I , I just wanted to file my papers and go home tonight, (points at Sammy) This is your fuckin fault.
Dr Coffin places his leather gloved hand on her shoulder as he stands behind her.
Michelle goes silent as her eyes cross and her knees buckle with a cold chill running over here before she falls to the ground and passes out.
El Ferro: Ha Ha , oh Doctor I missed your style.
A few minutes later Michelle wakes up in a startle in the back of Sammys car.
MIchelle: What the fuck!?!
El Ferro and Sammy and sitting in the front seat and looking with intrest out the window Both say "Shhh"
Sammy: Doc is as creepy as always
El Ferro: Sometimes consistancy is a good thing kid
Sammy: Oh I know I know
Doctor Coffin is outside of the car near the front door of the office he is placing small burning bags at the foot of the door as he stands up and reaches his arms out chanting. A gust of winds blows through the arms of the doctor but does not put out the burning bags.
Michelle: What's he doing, leaving a bag of burning dog shit before ringing the door bell and running.
Sammy: Jesus, this is some classy black magic. (Sam gets out of the car and closes the door behind him)
Michelle: Magic...?
El Ferro: Sam tells me you saw two men get attacked by evil spirits and get turned into waxy zombies before they all attacked you earliar today.
Michelle: Huh.. who me? umm yeah ... It looked like that happened.
El Ferro: Then have a little suspension of disbelief The good Doctor and I were adventure hunters with Sammy dad. We know bad guys when we see em. Those agents were zombies like your co workers. I know this is wacky but it's actually real normal.
I was always hunting evil doers as Sam and his Dad trophy hunted mystic beasts and the Doctor battled ghosts and demons before we were even in diapers. The President and even the bloody Queen of England loved us and gave us adventures all the time.
Michelle: So.... so you mean your old Vampire movies and his Tv show ... were real?
El Ferro: Ha no.. what are you an idiot? We just got morbid curiousities after playing those characters for so long, we went out and tried to find the real thing. Long story when Sammy and his old man find their first real monster. Real bad situation, so I couldnt help but tag along to find more with them. That's why I stopped making movies and barely wrestled and the Occult Kid show went off the air as we went off on adventures for people in high places. Till Sammys dad...(looks at Sammy and Sammy just nods)
well till his dad died. Sammy took off and disappeared and well, guys like the doctor and I just stopped going on adventures too. Basically we were told by the powers that be that our secret liscences to adventure had been revoked and well you know how TV is once you leave it for a few years you cant just come back.
Michelle: What happened?
El Ferro: Hollywood is like that , they forget you real easily..
Michelle: No.. to his Dad.
El Ferro: Not mine to say... I mean....
Sammy opens the car door...
Sammy: Ok Doc is waving us in. The door way is cleansed no dark spells , let's go in. (Hands El Ferro a gun)
El Ferro: Come on kid you know me.
Sammy: Right... (forces the gun into Michelles hand) .. come on.
Michelle (stares at the gun) : This is fucked.
El Ferro: Quiet the mouth young lady.
El Ferro goes over to his car and opens the truck, slides out two silver metal baseball bats. Spins them back and forth before walking over to Michelle:
El Ferro: Come on let's go girl.
Michelle looks at Sammy from a distance as he talks to the Doctor.
Michelle: Whats the creepy guys deal. I didnt see what he did to the F B I agents?
El Ferro: Clouds mens minds. Or zombie mens minds. And as you found out Doctor Coffin has the abilty to do a little mind magic. He can make people do what they dont wanna do.
Michelle: Why do you call him Dr Coffin?
El Ferro: Well technically.... he's dead. (walks to Sammys Side)
Michelle: technically? (runs to the side of them)
El Ferro: So what's the priognosis Doc?
Doctor Coffin: Sargoth relic, I can sense it's powers still here. People are still here and so is the relic. Only a few in existance and by the sounds of the ghouls Sam discribed that's a usual side effect of it's power.
Sammy: And that power has to be activated with some ingrediants and spells. That was shipped in this morning. So who ever activated it and blessed our little ladies office with the demon Sargoth is probably around here waiting and watching.
El Ferro: Glad you brought us back boy.
Sammy: This is the third relic brought into the country, I failed getting the last two.
Coffin: If this is the third one...
Sammy: Yeah I know.... bad things come in 3s. That's why I needed you guys. I was stupid to try the others alone.
So.... thank you.
Coffin: Sighs
El Ferro: No prob kid
Sammy clicks in a new clip to his gun, leans forward and opens the door. A low howl comes from behind the door as wind blows out from the inside. Michelle stands behind the three motley men looking into the door way over their shoulders seeing pitch black. Until a freezing gust of winds blows over them with a thick grey cloud.
El Ferro gets out of the car.
Sammy: (quieltly) no El wait.
El Ferro: Gentlemen how are we.
the two men aim their guns and both say "Don't fuckin move"
El Ferro: Whoa, hey gentlemen don't worry, I am here to help!
The two men fire two rounds each as El Ferro ducks and gets back into the car.
A shot of Michelle yelping and ducking down in Sammys car as she has pulled up behind them.
El Ferro: oooo k so I guess they arent the fed boys.
Sammy: sigh... no they are.
El Ferro: What? Has everyone really forgot who I am thesedays. (shouts out the window) We're not the bad guys! (the two men start to approach the car.
Sammy: They don't care man, I've been tracking these guys for awhile. They are not our friends anymore, least not these guys.
The two men aim there guns at either side of the car aiming in the side windows.
El Ferro: Well shit.
The two men surprisingly aim above the cars and aim at each other.
El Ferro: What are they doing?
the two men shake and make gagging sounds before they both fire one round hitting each other and fall backwards onto their.
Sammy and El Ferro get out of the car and Michelle gets out behind them.
Michelle: What the fuck was that?
El Ferro: I was gonna say the same thing.
Sammy: Michelle i would now like you to meet one of my fathers best friends, Doctor Coffin.
Out of the fogged area comes a man in a large coat with a large fedora covering most of his face as he saunters forward looking downwards with shadows covering his eyes. His lips are pale and dry looking almost grey.
Michelle: (stomping forward) This is retarded, You two are crazy, I don't care who this guy is or his stupid name, what the hell just happened to these guys. They came to me this morning, they were F B I. You guys are insane. I fuckin work here, I don't want fuckin dead F B I , I just wanted to file my papers and go home tonight, (points at Sammy) This is your fuckin fault.
Dr Coffin places his leather gloved hand on her shoulder as he stands behind her.
Michelle goes silent as her eyes cross and her knees buckle with a cold chill running over here before she falls to the ground and passes out.
El Ferro: Ha Ha , oh Doctor I missed your style.
A few minutes later Michelle wakes up in a startle in the back of Sammys car.
MIchelle: What the fuck!?!
El Ferro and Sammy and sitting in the front seat and looking with intrest out the window Both say "Shhh"
Sammy: Doc is as creepy as always
El Ferro: Sometimes consistancy is a good thing kid
Sammy: Oh I know I know
Doctor Coffin is outside of the car near the front door of the office he is placing small burning bags at the foot of the door as he stands up and reaches his arms out chanting. A gust of winds blows through the arms of the doctor but does not put out the burning bags.
Michelle: What's he doing, leaving a bag of burning dog shit before ringing the door bell and running.
Sammy: Jesus, this is some classy black magic. (Sam gets out of the car and closes the door behind him)
Michelle: Magic...?
El Ferro: Sam tells me you saw two men get attacked by evil spirits and get turned into waxy zombies before they all attacked you earliar today.
Michelle: Huh.. who me? umm yeah ... It looked like that happened.
El Ferro: Then have a little suspension of disbelief The good Doctor and I were adventure hunters with Sammy dad. We know bad guys when we see em. Those agents were zombies like your co workers. I know this is wacky but it's actually real normal.
I was always hunting evil doers as Sam and his Dad trophy hunted mystic beasts and the Doctor battled ghosts and demons before we were even in diapers. The President and even the bloody Queen of England loved us and gave us adventures all the time.
Michelle: So.... so you mean your old Vampire movies and his Tv show ... were real?
El Ferro: Ha no.. what are you an idiot? We just got morbid curiousities after playing those characters for so long, we went out and tried to find the real thing. Long story when Sammy and his old man find their first real monster. Real bad situation, so I couldnt help but tag along to find more with them. That's why I stopped making movies and barely wrestled and the Occult Kid show went off the air as we went off on adventures for people in high places. Till Sammys dad...(looks at Sammy and Sammy just nods)
well till his dad died. Sammy took off and disappeared and well, guys like the doctor and I just stopped going on adventures too. Basically we were told by the powers that be that our secret liscences to adventure had been revoked and well you know how TV is once you leave it for a few years you cant just come back.
Michelle: What happened?
El Ferro: Hollywood is like that , they forget you real easily..
Michelle: No.. to his Dad.
El Ferro: Not mine to say... I mean....
Sammy opens the car door...
Sammy: Ok Doc is waving us in. The door way is cleansed no dark spells , let's go in. (Hands El Ferro a gun)
El Ferro: Come on kid you know me.
Sammy: Right... (forces the gun into Michelles hand) .. come on.
Michelle (stares at the gun) : This is fucked.
El Ferro: Quiet the mouth young lady.
El Ferro goes over to his car and opens the truck, slides out two silver metal baseball bats. Spins them back and forth before walking over to Michelle:
El Ferro: Come on let's go girl.
Michelle looks at Sammy from a distance as he talks to the Doctor.
Michelle: Whats the creepy guys deal. I didnt see what he did to the F B I agents?
El Ferro: Clouds mens minds. Or zombie mens minds. And as you found out Doctor Coffin has the abilty to do a little mind magic. He can make people do what they dont wanna do.
Michelle: Why do you call him Dr Coffin?
El Ferro: Well technically.... he's dead. (walks to Sammys Side)
Michelle: technically? (runs to the side of them)
El Ferro: So what's the priognosis Doc?
Doctor Coffin: Sargoth relic, I can sense it's powers still here. People are still here and so is the relic. Only a few in existance and by the sounds of the ghouls Sam discribed that's a usual side effect of it's power.
Sammy: And that power has to be activated with some ingrediants and spells. That was shipped in this morning. So who ever activated it and blessed our little ladies office with the demon Sargoth is probably around here waiting and watching.
El Ferro: Glad you brought us back boy.
Sammy: This is the third relic brought into the country, I failed getting the last two.
Coffin: If this is the third one...
Sammy: Yeah I know.... bad things come in 3s. That's why I needed you guys. I was stupid to try the others alone.
So.... thank you.
Coffin: Sighs
El Ferro: No prob kid
Sammy clicks in a new clip to his gun, leans forward and opens the door. A low howl comes from behind the door as wind blows out from the inside. Michelle stands behind the three motley men looking into the door way over their shoulders seeing pitch black. Until a freezing gust of winds blows over them with a thick grey cloud.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
EL FERRO
The square luggy but slightly "let him self go" masked wrestling EL Ferro steps out of the ring.
Sammy: I need to get into an shipping office near by, I could use all the muscle to help me. Let's just say some people don't want me in there.
El Ferro: "Well if you need my help to get in there you know I got your back kid. Glad you knew to call me first."
Sammy: Well Pauls numbers disonnected.
El Ferro: Oh (seems slightly embarrassed) Well I guess it's best you called him first. But sorry kid no one's seem him in eons.
Sammy: That's what the Doctor said, Docs gonna meet us there.
El Ferro: What you called him first?
Sammy: ha ha come on champ, I knew your gym was literally down the street, I called them cause I wanted to see you first in person.
El Ferro: (chuckles) Good Good , Good to hear it. (pats the kid on the back) Leave your car here kid, we'll take my ride.
Walking out the door, looking at the two from behind. Sammy walks with his hands in the pockets of his long grey rain coat as El Ferro grabs his leather jacket off a hook and pulls his keys out of the pocket. Cuts to a garage at the side of the gym as El Ferro clicks the lights and a shiny silver convertable speedster shines under a single light.
Sammy: Nice to see even if your anywhere near as broke as me you keep good care of your toys.
El Ferro: Sometimes you just gotta have a few nice things.
El Ferro presses a key to open the garage door to show Michelle standing outside arms crossed to stay warm.
El Ferro: Well hello pretty lady , you look a tad cold.
Sammy: She's with me , unlucky victim of being in the wrong job at the wrong time, you know the story girl works for a shipping office, opens crates , gets attacked by forces of evil, gets saved by ex tv star turned monster hunter.
El Ferro: Well dear are you sitting on the kids lap?
Michelle: What the hell? What are we doing?
Sammy: DOnt worry Michelle, take my car (throws keys) this is El Ferro.
Michelle: I know who he is, my dad was a fan.
El Ferro: SIgh it's always the parents.
Michelle: Seriously come on let's call the cops, I am not going back there with all those freaks with two actors.
El Ferro: Actors???
Sammy: She means as Monster Hunters not for wrestling.
El Ferro: Oh... well... little lady, you'd be surprised if you know.
Sammy: Come on get my car, let's go, I will explain it later.
Sammy and El Ferro tear out down the road
Sammy: I need to get into an shipping office near by, I could use all the muscle to help me. Let's just say some people don't want me in there.
El Ferro: "Well if you need my help to get in there you know I got your back kid. Glad you knew to call me first."
Sammy: Well Pauls numbers disonnected.
El Ferro: Oh (seems slightly embarrassed) Well I guess it's best you called him first. But sorry kid no one's seem him in eons.
Sammy: That's what the Doctor said, Docs gonna meet us there.
El Ferro: What you called him first?
Sammy: ha ha come on champ, I knew your gym was literally down the street, I called them cause I wanted to see you first in person.
El Ferro: (chuckles) Good Good , Good to hear it. (pats the kid on the back) Leave your car here kid, we'll take my ride.
Walking out the door, looking at the two from behind. Sammy walks with his hands in the pockets of his long grey rain coat as El Ferro grabs his leather jacket off a hook and pulls his keys out of the pocket. Cuts to a garage at the side of the gym as El Ferro clicks the lights and a shiny silver convertable speedster shines under a single light.
Sammy: Nice to see even if your anywhere near as broke as me you keep good care of your toys.
El Ferro: Sometimes you just gotta have a few nice things.
El Ferro presses a key to open the garage door to show Michelle standing outside arms crossed to stay warm.
El Ferro: Well hello pretty lady , you look a tad cold.
Sammy: She's with me , unlucky victim of being in the wrong job at the wrong time, you know the story girl works for a shipping office, opens crates , gets attacked by forces of evil, gets saved by ex tv star turned monster hunter.
El Ferro: Well dear are you sitting on the kids lap?
Michelle: What the hell? What are we doing?
Sammy: DOnt worry Michelle, take my car (throws keys) this is El Ferro.
Michelle: I know who he is, my dad was a fan.
El Ferro: SIgh it's always the parents.
Michelle: Seriously come on let's call the cops, I am not going back there with all those freaks with two actors.
El Ferro: Actors???
Sammy: She means as Monster Hunters not for wrestling.
El Ferro: Oh... well... little lady, you'd be surprised if you know.
Sammy: Come on get my car, let's go, I will explain it later.
Sammy and El Ferro tear out down the road
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