Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Tatiana
Tatiana steps into the room. Long red hair and very dark eyes with thick black eye make up and dark red lips. A long black dress and a very pushed up bra.
Tatiana: The old man has an assortment of guns up stairs, I am sure his antiques aren't what you like Sammy but there's a few good ones and enough ammo to entertainment your selves.
Sammy: Umm what are you doing here?
Tatiana: Yes I knew you wouldn't understand me being here. The good doctor has helped me see the errors of my ways you could say. I owe him alot. So I figured I would help him in his studies and keep his company running.
Michelle looks with a raised eyebrow over Tatianas cleavage.
Michelle: Where to do you buy your bras?
Tatiana: Classy. Is this one of your girlfriends Sammy.
Sammy: Not quiet.
El Ferro: Seriously Doc you trust her.
Dr Coffin puts on his hat and coat
Dr Coffin: I teach her how to regain that dammed soul and she stays here to help me as well as keeps her out of temptation and trouble.
Michelle: I'm so sure.
El Ferro: Well lady are you coming with us
Tatiana: Oh i would love to wrestle with you again Ferro.
Dr Coffin: No she must stay here... like I said... out of trouble.
Sammy standing in the stair way
Sam: Come on let's go.
The 5 of them head to the front door and step out side, Sammy and Ferro and Michelle all loading a hand up and a shot gun each. Michelle screams suddenly as they all look to the short fence outside the house. 15 Zombies with melting faces stand around the fence reaching thier arms out and moaning.
Michelle heads back into the house but Dr Coffin puts his arm out to stop her.
Dr Coffin: Don't worry your safe. I have spend many many years making sure my home is protected from any form of evil or black magic. They can not and will not pass that gate.
Michelle: Are you sure?
Sammy: Magic is a funny thing.... (walks up to a zombie with a hand gun pointed out) Magic walls are interesting, they can't come in, but things can pass out though it. (Fires the gun splatting the zombies face and it falls)
Dr Coffin: Sammy get back.. everyone now get back inside.
Everyone looks confused.
Michelle: But you just said...
Dr Coffin: Get back inside now.
The sound of dragging chains as the zombies move to the side and a very large hulking man covered in chains and armour appears out of the shadows and mist now covering the house. The large man wears a silver skull helmet with a black skull painted on the forhead. He raises his hands to show gloves bound with chains and covered with large jagged knives.
El Ferro: WHOA.. who is that dude.
Dr Coffin pushes Ferro in the door with the rest.
Dr Coffin: A Nuxi Bovato , I havn't seen one in eons. Anyone summoning a warrior like that has more up their sleeve then just summoning the demon Sogoth to earth.
Michelle leans against the window looking out.
Michelle: Sooooo just how bad is this.
Tatiana: Pretty bad.
The Nuxi Bovato starts to run and charges through the fence smashing through it and runs towards the door roaring with the sound or a screaming pig.
Sammy cranks and loads his shotgun.
Sammy: Everybody brace themselves
The Nuxi smashes through the front door entering with a gushed of cold window blowing splinted of wood and smoke charing right in for the kill.
Tatiana: The old man has an assortment of guns up stairs, I am sure his antiques aren't what you like Sammy but there's a few good ones and enough ammo to entertainment your selves.
Sammy: Umm what are you doing here?
Tatiana: Yes I knew you wouldn't understand me being here. The good doctor has helped me see the errors of my ways you could say. I owe him alot. So I figured I would help him in his studies and keep his company running.
Michelle looks with a raised eyebrow over Tatianas cleavage.
Michelle: Where to do you buy your bras?
Tatiana: Classy. Is this one of your girlfriends Sammy.
Sammy: Not quiet.
El Ferro: Seriously Doc you trust her.
Dr Coffin puts on his hat and coat
Dr Coffin: I teach her how to regain that dammed soul and she stays here to help me as well as keeps her out of temptation and trouble.
Michelle: I'm so sure.
El Ferro: Well lady are you coming with us
Tatiana: Oh i would love to wrestle with you again Ferro.
Dr Coffin: No she must stay here... like I said... out of trouble.
Sammy standing in the stair way
Sam: Come on let's go.
The 5 of them head to the front door and step out side, Sammy and Ferro and Michelle all loading a hand up and a shot gun each. Michelle screams suddenly as they all look to the short fence outside the house. 15 Zombies with melting faces stand around the fence reaching thier arms out and moaning.
Michelle heads back into the house but Dr Coffin puts his arm out to stop her.
Dr Coffin: Don't worry your safe. I have spend many many years making sure my home is protected from any form of evil or black magic. They can not and will not pass that gate.
Michelle: Are you sure?
Sammy: Magic is a funny thing.... (walks up to a zombie with a hand gun pointed out) Magic walls are interesting, they can't come in, but things can pass out though it. (Fires the gun splatting the zombies face and it falls)
Dr Coffin: Sammy get back.. everyone now get back inside.
Everyone looks confused.
Michelle: But you just said...
Dr Coffin: Get back inside now.
The sound of dragging chains as the zombies move to the side and a very large hulking man covered in chains and armour appears out of the shadows and mist now covering the house. The large man wears a silver skull helmet with a black skull painted on the forhead. He raises his hands to show gloves bound with chains and covered with large jagged knives.
El Ferro: WHOA.. who is that dude.
Dr Coffin pushes Ferro in the door with the rest.
Dr Coffin: A Nuxi Bovato , I havn't seen one in eons. Anyone summoning a warrior like that has more up their sleeve then just summoning the demon Sogoth to earth.
Michelle leans against the window looking out.
Michelle: Sooooo just how bad is this.
Tatiana: Pretty bad.
The Nuxi Bovato starts to run and charges through the fence smashing through it and runs towards the door roaring with the sound or a screaming pig.
Sammy cranks and loads his shotgun.
Sammy: Everybody brace themselves
The Nuxi smashes through the front door entering with a gushed of cold window blowing splinted of wood and smoke charing right in for the kill.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Dr Coffins house
A curved drive way comes right infront of the white wooden door of Dr Coffins house. Its a large old house with vines up the walls and large windows on both floors.
There is a fence around the small front year with a waist high gate fence looking very old and rusty.
El Ferro: You invested well in this place Doc
Michelle: Of course your place has to be as creepy as you are.
Sam: Your not helping matters Michelle.
Michelle: Come on this house is totally the house from the Excorcist.
Dr coffins opens the door and they enter a large hall way with a large dark wooden stair case to the side. Dr Coffin walks past the stairs to a basement door which leads them to his dark large storage room and library.
Leather chairs and a large oak desk against the far side of the library. Dr Coffin removes his large coat showing his frail thin body in an old buisness suit. He removes his large hat to show his pale gaunt face with his hair even his thick eyebrows are a shade of grey.
Michelle looks at the doctor and at the place with a nervous and almost sad face.
Michelle: Look guys , I've been thinking. Do you guys even know who is running this show here? If I am gonna be stuck with you guys I wanna know who has ruined my life and killed my friends here?
Sam: Paul is not behind this, he is just a sucker like the rest of paid off and possessed.
Dr Coffin: Place the crate on the table.
El Ferro: Right on boss
Dr Coffin sits down holding his hands over the crate and closes his eyes.
Michelle walks around the room looking over the books and selection of shelves filled with marked boxes.
Michelle: Ok.. wait.. everyone else has a famous past. Please tell me your not the kids spooky book writer Dr H D Coffin, please tell me your not.
El Ferro: Hahahaha... seriously... don't talk about that.
Michelle: What the..
El Ferro makes a gesture as to tell Michelle to shut up.
Dr Coffin just stares on cold looking.
Michelle: Seriously , whatever I don't want to think about this. But You, (Michelle turns to Sammy and points at him) You talk to me. If they brought your fuckin Vampire Cousin then they knew you were tracking this and they want to hurt you personally.
Sam: I suppose so, or it's cause Paul is stuck in this and he knows me pretty damn well. He knew I would eventually be snooping around on this. I have bumped into several criminals dealing these relics but deep down I knew they were too good. So I knew he was involved some how.
El Ferro: Maaaayybbbe he made it personal hoping just to scare you away. Paul knows we aren't dummies. Maybe he wants us mad and to go after Sid keeping us away from something worse and even more dangerous.
Michelle: Your stretching to make this Paul guy sound like he isn't the bad guy.
Sam: It's hard since I was a kid he protected my dad and these assholes from all the trouble they would get into.
El Ferro: Gave us jobs for the government, that's how we got the ok to go on our adventures and could still afford it after the movie money ran dry.
Sam: Some of us invest better then you Ferro.... but that's running dry now too.... sigh... Anyways, 6 years ago Paul said the powers that be stripped him and then we lost touch. We have all been worried from him.
El Ferro: Kind of why we lost touch with each other. We all needed to find new ways to pay the bills, Paul loved the money more than anyone sadly. Lucky for old Doc here he has some old old money.
Dr Coffin: I feel it.
Michelle: What?
Dr Coffin: Red box behind you.
Michelle: What?
Sam: Behind you Michelle.
Michelle: Oh (reaches behind her and takes a ruby red wooden box and hands it to Dr Coffin, Coffin eyes still closed with hands raised over the box)
Dr Coffin: Open it and place the inside in the crate.
Michelle opens the box and pulls out a dead large red beatle
Michelle: Oh fuckin gross.
places the beatle in the box
the beatle makes a hissing sound in the crate and red steam rises from it
DR Coffin: At least 5 other unhumans , close, maybe 50 miles.
El Ferro: Maybe its just 5 gnomes or fairies.
Dr Coffin: I see it.
Sam: Good do you have weapons in this place.
Dr Coffins eyes open
Dr Coffin: Yes
Sam: Real weapons? My kinda weapons, Not Shaman stuff.
Dr Coffin: I know what you mean.
Sam: I knew you would. Where are they.
Dr Coffin: I will have Tatiana get them.
El Ferro and Sam: Tatiana??
Michelle: Who
At the bottom of the stairs standing as no one noticed. Stand Tatiana.
Tatiana: Yes, me.
There is a fence around the small front year with a waist high gate fence looking very old and rusty.
El Ferro: You invested well in this place Doc
Michelle: Of course your place has to be as creepy as you are.
Sam: Your not helping matters Michelle.
Michelle: Come on this house is totally the house from the Excorcist.
Dr coffins opens the door and they enter a large hall way with a large dark wooden stair case to the side. Dr Coffin walks past the stairs to a basement door which leads them to his dark large storage room and library.
Leather chairs and a large oak desk against the far side of the library. Dr Coffin removes his large coat showing his frail thin body in an old buisness suit. He removes his large hat to show his pale gaunt face with his hair even his thick eyebrows are a shade of grey.
Michelle looks at the doctor and at the place with a nervous and almost sad face.
Michelle: Look guys , I've been thinking. Do you guys even know who is running this show here? If I am gonna be stuck with you guys I wanna know who has ruined my life and killed my friends here?
Sam: Paul is not behind this, he is just a sucker like the rest of paid off and possessed.
Dr Coffin: Place the crate on the table.
El Ferro: Right on boss
Dr Coffin sits down holding his hands over the crate and closes his eyes.
Michelle walks around the room looking over the books and selection of shelves filled with marked boxes.
Michelle: Ok.. wait.. everyone else has a famous past. Please tell me your not the kids spooky book writer Dr H D Coffin, please tell me your not.
El Ferro: Hahahaha... seriously... don't talk about that.
Michelle: What the..
El Ferro makes a gesture as to tell Michelle to shut up.
Dr Coffin just stares on cold looking.
Michelle: Seriously , whatever I don't want to think about this. But You, (Michelle turns to Sammy and points at him) You talk to me. If they brought your fuckin Vampire Cousin then they knew you were tracking this and they want to hurt you personally.
Sam: I suppose so, or it's cause Paul is stuck in this and he knows me pretty damn well. He knew I would eventually be snooping around on this. I have bumped into several criminals dealing these relics but deep down I knew they were too good. So I knew he was involved some how.
El Ferro: Maaaayybbbe he made it personal hoping just to scare you away. Paul knows we aren't dummies. Maybe he wants us mad and to go after Sid keeping us away from something worse and even more dangerous.
Michelle: Your stretching to make this Paul guy sound like he isn't the bad guy.
Sam: It's hard since I was a kid he protected my dad and these assholes from all the trouble they would get into.
El Ferro: Gave us jobs for the government, that's how we got the ok to go on our adventures and could still afford it after the movie money ran dry.
Sam: Some of us invest better then you Ferro.... but that's running dry now too.... sigh... Anyways, 6 years ago Paul said the powers that be stripped him and then we lost touch. We have all been worried from him.
El Ferro: Kind of why we lost touch with each other. We all needed to find new ways to pay the bills, Paul loved the money more than anyone sadly. Lucky for old Doc here he has some old old money.
Dr Coffin: I feel it.
Michelle: What?
Dr Coffin: Red box behind you.
Michelle: What?
Sam: Behind you Michelle.
Michelle: Oh (reaches behind her and takes a ruby red wooden box and hands it to Dr Coffin, Coffin eyes still closed with hands raised over the box)
Dr Coffin: Open it and place the inside in the crate.
Michelle opens the box and pulls out a dead large red beatle
Michelle: Oh fuckin gross.
places the beatle in the box
the beatle makes a hissing sound in the crate and red steam rises from it
DR Coffin: At least 5 other unhumans , close, maybe 50 miles.
El Ferro: Maybe its just 5 gnomes or fairies.
Dr Coffin: I see it.
Sam: Good do you have weapons in this place.
Dr Coffins eyes open
Dr Coffin: Yes
Sam: Real weapons? My kinda weapons, Not Shaman stuff.
Dr Coffin: I know what you mean.
Sam: I knew you would. Where are they.
Dr Coffin: I will have Tatiana get them.
El Ferro and Sam: Tatiana??
Michelle: Who
At the bottom of the stairs standing as no one noticed. Stand Tatiana.
Tatiana: Yes, me.
clean up
Michelle helps Sam up as Ferro helps Dr Coffin stand.
Sam: (cough cough) Let's get out of here before that thing wakes up.
Michelle: Wakes up? It's not dead?
Sam: Hey I cant afford silver bullets these days and honestly I have no idea what the fuck that is anyway.
Dr Coffin: It's a demon, a guardian for your cousin.
El Ferro: Probably eat the poor kids actual dog.
Michelle: Ok well we came for the artifacts what do we do.
Sam: Nothing it's gone, they were just a trap cause they knew I would be stupid enough to come back here.
Priority 1 get Sid then get the artifact.
Dr Coffin: I can't sense Sid he is moving away very fast. I suggest we go to my place and recouperate.
Michelle starts to open the door helping Sam through.
Michelle: Ok I am done here, you guys do your relic hunting and demon fighting I am done ok.
Dr Coffin: I would recommend you come with us as I guarantee what ever guardians or soldiers are out there will be looking for you.
Michelle: Why?
Sam: Eliminate the evidence
Michelle: Fuck it no I am staying here.
A moaning sound and grumble comes from the fallen werewolf. Michelle jerks up pulling and dragging Sam out the door.
Michelle: Come on assholes, let's go to the undertakers house.
Dr Coffin: Ferro please bring the empty crate I am sure I can use it.
El Ferro rolls the crate over his shoulder and walks out with it but not before kicking the werewolf in the face first
El Ferro: Let's vaminos
Sam: (cough cough) Let's get out of here before that thing wakes up.
Michelle: Wakes up? It's not dead?
Sam: Hey I cant afford silver bullets these days and honestly I have no idea what the fuck that is anyway.
Dr Coffin: It's a demon, a guardian for your cousin.
El Ferro: Probably eat the poor kids actual dog.
Michelle: Ok well we came for the artifacts what do we do.
Sam: Nothing it's gone, they were just a trap cause they knew I would be stupid enough to come back here.
Priority 1 get Sid then get the artifact.
Dr Coffin: I can't sense Sid he is moving away very fast. I suggest we go to my place and recouperate.
Michelle starts to open the door helping Sam through.
Michelle: Ok I am done here, you guys do your relic hunting and demon fighting I am done ok.
Dr Coffin: I would recommend you come with us as I guarantee what ever guardians or soldiers are out there will be looking for you.
Michelle: Why?
Sam: Eliminate the evidence
Michelle: Fuck it no I am staying here.
A moaning sound and grumble comes from the fallen werewolf. Michelle jerks up pulling and dragging Sam out the door.
Michelle: Come on assholes, let's go to the undertakers house.
Dr Coffin: Ferro please bring the empty crate I am sure I can use it.
El Ferro rolls the crate over his shoulder and walks out with it but not before kicking the werewolf in the face first
El Ferro: Let's vaminos
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Office Battle
El Ferro yells and spears into the stomach of the large lunging werewolf.
The two fall to the ground as Ferro grapples onto the back of the werewolves head while punching him in the side of the head.
Dr Coffin opens his coat and pulls out two different small pouches
Luca flips Ferro off of him sending Ferro crashing ino Dr Coffin.
Sam turns to the werewolf only to get a hard punch of SId sending Sam into a desk.
Michelle grabs the office phone and jumps on a desk. She leaps off the desk and smashes the phine into the snot of the werewolf.
El Ferro: Yeah phones for you bitch.
Luca swings his claw slashing Michelle and sending her crashing into another desk.
Sam: FUCK!
Sid gives Sam a hard kick to the ribs.
Dr Coffin steps infront of SId grabbing his mouth and shoves a pouch inside it.
Sid screams as yell yellow steam comes from his mouth. He slashes against Dr Coffins chest as Luca comes from behind slahes down Dr Coffins back. Dr Coffin tenses but reacts little but his knees start to buckle as the blood flows down his body.
El Ferro smashes a chair over the werewolf as Sid holding his throat runs out the door.
Sam while on the ground pulls a different smaller pistol out of the back of his pants. Slides in a single bullet and cracks the gun.
Sam: You hairy mother fucker.
The were wolf turns in a roar to Sam as Sam fires the single shot. Hitting hard square between the eyes of the beast sending it on its back out cold and stiff as a board.
El Ferro checks on Michelle helping her to sit up against a table.
El Ferro: Like you say... what the fuck.
The two fall to the ground as Ferro grapples onto the back of the werewolves head while punching him in the side of the head.
Dr Coffin opens his coat and pulls out two different small pouches
Luca flips Ferro off of him sending Ferro crashing ino Dr Coffin.
Sam turns to the werewolf only to get a hard punch of SId sending Sam into a desk.
Michelle grabs the office phone and jumps on a desk. She leaps off the desk and smashes the phine into the snot of the werewolf.
El Ferro: Yeah phones for you bitch.
Luca swings his claw slashing Michelle and sending her crashing into another desk.
Sam: FUCK!
Sid gives Sam a hard kick to the ribs.
Dr Coffin steps infront of SId grabbing his mouth and shoves a pouch inside it.
Sid screams as yell yellow steam comes from his mouth. He slashes against Dr Coffins chest as Luca comes from behind slahes down Dr Coffins back. Dr Coffin tenses but reacts little but his knees start to buckle as the blood flows down his body.
El Ferro smashes a chair over the werewolf as Sid holding his throat runs out the door.
Sam while on the ground pulls a different smaller pistol out of the back of his pants. Slides in a single bullet and cracks the gun.
Sam: You hairy mother fucker.
The were wolf turns in a roar to Sam as Sam fires the single shot. Hitting hard square between the eyes of the beast sending it on its back out cold and stiff as a board.
El Ferro checks on Michelle helping her to sit up against a table.
El Ferro: Like you say... what the fuck.
Sam wakes up
Sammy shakes the cobwebs out as he wakes up see SID strangling El Ferro and Dr Coffin pushing the other mort against a wall while trying to avoid the seemlessly never ending vomit. Sam runs up behind Dr Coffin as he puts his gun against the back of the zombies head and blast a hole right through. Quickly Sam turns and blast two shots into the side of SIDs head. Sid staggers and falls back. El Ferro swings and hard left sending SID against the wall with his face gushing with blood. Sid starts to hiss wildly until Dr Coffin pulls out a small dime bag like object from his coat and throws it into SIDs face. The small back explodes into a cloud of power which starts to steam and burn. SID screams out a banshee like sound that sends everyone to their knees giving SId a chance to run away into the hall way. Sam falls forward and drops his gun. Michelle screaming grabs the gun and fires it once down the hall way. She pulls the trigger over and over again cursing and panting but the clip is empty. Dr Coffin comes beside her and tries to console her.
Dr Coffin: It's ok he's gone.
Michelle: Fuck off don't touch me.
She aims the gun right in Dr Coffins face.
With out even a blink nor any look of emotion at all Dr Coffin slides the gun out of her hands.
Dr Coffin: It's empty.
Michelle: What the fuck was that?
she looks at Sam getting to his feet. She grabs him by the collar.
Michelle: You just fuckin killed my boss.
Sam pushes her off of him and whips his shirt.
Sam: That vomiting puss bag was already dead. You know it is , just like in the movies. No longer boss, just a no good...
Michelle: ZOmbie
El Ferro: SUcks but true.
Dr Coffin: We must carry on.
The walk down the hall to a red door.
Michelle: Im sorry you have saved me a few times.
Sam: Look I understand when I first met you were in your office getting attack by your co workers and maaaybe I ran in with out saying hi and blew their brains out but better that then you being dead too.
Sam opens the door and shows 3 office friends of Michelles splattered against the walls. The centre of the office has a large wood create with hay pulled out and thrown around the room.
Michelle: And some fuckin good that did, Sara, Camila and Phil all dead and that fuckin artifact is gone. That fuckin Vampire guy already got it.
The phone on Michelles desk rings.
Sam: Ignore it.
Michelle answers the phone "Hello"
El Ferro: burn!
Dr Coffin: Its Paul.
El Ferro: Excellent.
Dr Coffin: No Not Excellent.
Michelle: What the fuck are you talking about..... what.... yeah well fuck you.
Slams the phone.
Dr Coffin: He said Sorry your friends have to die, tell Sam I am sorry I sold out but it's all about power, it's not your Dad adventures anymore and I'm sorry but you all need to die.
Michelle: Yeah... howd you know...
Dr coffin stares cold
Michelle: oh whatever
Sam: I'm sorry guys I had seen his signature on some orders of some seriously wacked orders , I knew he was in on this. He is sellling these things to bad people.
Michelle: Is Paul another circus performer turned superhero.
El Ferro: Oh man he always had our back, I knew a government guy couldn't be that nice all the time. Now we dont make money and he goes to the bad guys. Paul was CIA, and since we did alot of good work for the world he was a ordered our counsellor sorta. He always kept us out of trouble.
Dr Coffin: Selling dangerous artifacts as weapons to the highest bidder now I assume.
El Ferro: That's the economy for ya.
Michelle: How the fuck is that rock a weapon? It drives everyone that touches it into a possesed murderous zombie.
Sam , Ferro and Dr Coffin just stare at her.
Michelle: Ok fuck off, I know I know, every mad man thinks thats a weapon. Yes I know. But tell me this, why do people with power ACTUALLY act like bad guys in fuckin movies?
El Ferro: ANd thank god for that.. am I right. We mad careers out of that wonderful thin line between fact and fiction. Hey man, we should just get some cameras get the band wagon and film you Sam my man, make a come back as we hunt that fucker down.
Dr Coffin: Gary won this round, Sid or who ever has the artifact is moving far away very quickly, I can feel it. The power is leaving this building.
Sam: Well then if he has the artifact or not. I'm going after SID. I lost him once, he's family. I can't believe Paul would be sick enough to use SID against me now. My priority is find SID.
The door kicks open with a loud crash followed by a roar as the team swing their heads to see the fully enlarged Werewolf Luca hissing and roaring in the doorway with Sid standing besiide him. Sids face is burned badly and he looked pissed off.
Sid: Good thing I found you cousin.
Sam: This is fuckin crazy SID , stop this.
SID: Luca , you take that asshole Coffin and eat any more of that fuckin garlic. Just Leave Sam for me.
Luca roars and lungs at the team.
Dr Coffin: It's ok he's gone.
Michelle: Fuck off don't touch me.
She aims the gun right in Dr Coffins face.
With out even a blink nor any look of emotion at all Dr Coffin slides the gun out of her hands.
Dr Coffin: It's empty.
Michelle: What the fuck was that?
she looks at Sam getting to his feet. She grabs him by the collar.
Michelle: You just fuckin killed my boss.
Sam pushes her off of him and whips his shirt.
Sam: That vomiting puss bag was already dead. You know it is , just like in the movies. No longer boss, just a no good...
Michelle: ZOmbie
El Ferro: SUcks but true.
Dr Coffin: We must carry on.
The walk down the hall to a red door.
Michelle: Im sorry you have saved me a few times.
Sam: Look I understand when I first met you were in your office getting attack by your co workers and maaaybe I ran in with out saying hi and blew their brains out but better that then you being dead too.
Sam opens the door and shows 3 office friends of Michelles splattered against the walls. The centre of the office has a large wood create with hay pulled out and thrown around the room.
Michelle: And some fuckin good that did, Sara, Camila and Phil all dead and that fuckin artifact is gone. That fuckin Vampire guy already got it.
The phone on Michelles desk rings.
Sam: Ignore it.
Michelle answers the phone "Hello"
El Ferro: burn!
Dr Coffin: Its Paul.
El Ferro: Excellent.
Dr Coffin: No Not Excellent.
Michelle: What the fuck are you talking about..... what.... yeah well fuck you.
Slams the phone.
Dr Coffin: He said Sorry your friends have to die, tell Sam I am sorry I sold out but it's all about power, it's not your Dad adventures anymore and I'm sorry but you all need to die.
Michelle: Yeah... howd you know...
Dr coffin stares cold
Michelle: oh whatever
Sam: I'm sorry guys I had seen his signature on some orders of some seriously wacked orders , I knew he was in on this. He is sellling these things to bad people.
Michelle: Is Paul another circus performer turned superhero.
El Ferro: Oh man he always had our back, I knew a government guy couldn't be that nice all the time. Now we dont make money and he goes to the bad guys. Paul was CIA, and since we did alot of good work for the world he was a ordered our counsellor sorta. He always kept us out of trouble.
Dr Coffin: Selling dangerous artifacts as weapons to the highest bidder now I assume.
El Ferro: That's the economy for ya.
Michelle: How the fuck is that rock a weapon? It drives everyone that touches it into a possesed murderous zombie.
Sam , Ferro and Dr Coffin just stare at her.
Michelle: Ok fuck off, I know I know, every mad man thinks thats a weapon. Yes I know. But tell me this, why do people with power ACTUALLY act like bad guys in fuckin movies?
El Ferro: ANd thank god for that.. am I right. We mad careers out of that wonderful thin line between fact and fiction. Hey man, we should just get some cameras get the band wagon and film you Sam my man, make a come back as we hunt that fucker down.
Dr Coffin: Gary won this round, Sid or who ever has the artifact is moving far away very quickly, I can feel it. The power is leaving this building.
Sam: Well then if he has the artifact or not. I'm going after SID. I lost him once, he's family. I can't believe Paul would be sick enough to use SID against me now. My priority is find SID.
The door kicks open with a loud crash followed by a roar as the team swing their heads to see the fully enlarged Werewolf Luca hissing and roaring in the doorway with Sid standing besiide him. Sids face is burned badly and he looked pissed off.
Sid: Good thing I found you cousin.
Sam: This is fuckin crazy SID , stop this.
SID: Luca , you take that asshole Coffin and eat any more of that fuckin garlic. Just Leave Sam for me.
Luca roars and lungs at the team.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Flash Back Sid and Sammy
Sam seen much cleaner cut with a beaming smile as gorgeous women and sharp dressed men surround him. Sam pulls out a sizable wad of bills from his pocket as he hands it to a barmaid. Sam then takes many drinks from the bar maids plate and passes them around.
Sid comes pushing through the crowd with a much more bright eyed face then the vampire state we had just seen him. He has his hair in a pony tail, a large go tee and a tie dye shirt.
Sam: Geez Sid you coulda dressed up for this shin dig. Look at these ladies I have here, you gotta dress sharp if you wanna impress. Ladies meet my cousin SID, he is just starting to take interest in the family buisness of antiques.
the ladies giggle
SId: What ever Sammy, did you get the artifact?
Sam: My contact is meeting me here dude, I figured we could party you and I could get to catch up on old times.
Cuts to Sid and Sam sitting in a bar booth drinking, Sam has a martini glass and Sid a beer. Two women sit beside Sam giggling to each other.
Sammy: Seriously cous, you let my buddies camera guys follow you around in that old hippie van and film you and your dog your mystery hunts you will be as famous as Dad and I are.
Sid: Were.
Sam: hey I'm still famous am I not ladies?
giggles
A vampish looking woman in a long purple dress stands besides the table.
Vamp: Hello Samuel
Sam: Hey honey , do I know you?
Vamp: I have what you are looking for.
Sam: I am sure you do.
Sid: The artifact?
Vamp: yes
Sam: Oh, shit sorry I was expecting a dude, let me get my cheque book, my cousins been wanting this for his new collection, he is all about Transelvanian artifacts.
Vamp: I dont want your money and you will get no artifact.
Sid: Awww shit.
Sam: What
the giggling girls start to hisss and there eyes turn white.
Sam: Awww dude, you been getting too deep with the vampires on your hunts, seriously man, they are bad juju.
Vamp: Yes I have been watching your cousin , we knew he would lead us to you and your money. But your fathers head on a stick is worth even more to us on the black magic market.
Sam stands up and so do the hissing girls.
Sam: Well tough shit since he's already dead lady.
Vamp: Then you will make a nice second place price.
Sam pulls out a small cross from his pocket and all three women hiss madly , Sam shoves it in one of the womens mouths and forces her mouth shut as smoke comes out of her mouth. The new arival woman lunches over the table but gets pushed over by Sid. Sid pulls two cloves of garlic out of his pockets and smears it into the vampires faces as they burn and scream. Calamity erupts in the bar as Sam throws one girl over his shoulder and into a different table.
Sam breaks into battle with the two girls he was sitting with but turns to see the burned face Vamp grab Sid by the hair and throat and drag him out the back door. Sam picks up a chair and smashes it over one Vamps head and runs out the back door, no one is there, its an empty alley way. He turns back to the door way to see the two girls there hissing again , Sam looks around frantic and runs down the alley way.
Sid comes pushing through the crowd with a much more bright eyed face then the vampire state we had just seen him. He has his hair in a pony tail, a large go tee and a tie dye shirt.
Sam: Geez Sid you coulda dressed up for this shin dig. Look at these ladies I have here, you gotta dress sharp if you wanna impress. Ladies meet my cousin SID, he is just starting to take interest in the family buisness of antiques.
the ladies giggle
SId: What ever Sammy, did you get the artifact?
Sam: My contact is meeting me here dude, I figured we could party you and I could get to catch up on old times.
Cuts to Sid and Sam sitting in a bar booth drinking, Sam has a martini glass and Sid a beer. Two women sit beside Sam giggling to each other.
Sammy: Seriously cous, you let my buddies camera guys follow you around in that old hippie van and film you and your dog your mystery hunts you will be as famous as Dad and I are.
Sid: Were.
Sam: hey I'm still famous am I not ladies?
giggles
A vampish looking woman in a long purple dress stands besides the table.
Vamp: Hello Samuel
Sam: Hey honey , do I know you?
Vamp: I have what you are looking for.
Sam: I am sure you do.
Sid: The artifact?
Vamp: yes
Sam: Oh, shit sorry I was expecting a dude, let me get my cheque book, my cousins been wanting this for his new collection, he is all about Transelvanian artifacts.
Vamp: I dont want your money and you will get no artifact.
Sid: Awww shit.
Sam: What
the giggling girls start to hisss and there eyes turn white.
Sam: Awww dude, you been getting too deep with the vampires on your hunts, seriously man, they are bad juju.
Vamp: Yes I have been watching your cousin , we knew he would lead us to you and your money. But your fathers head on a stick is worth even more to us on the black magic market.
Sam stands up and so do the hissing girls.
Sam: Well tough shit since he's already dead lady.
Vamp: Then you will make a nice second place price.
Sam pulls out a small cross from his pocket and all three women hiss madly , Sam shoves it in one of the womens mouths and forces her mouth shut as smoke comes out of her mouth. The new arival woman lunches over the table but gets pushed over by Sid. Sid pulls two cloves of garlic out of his pockets and smears it into the vampires faces as they burn and scream. Calamity erupts in the bar as Sam throws one girl over his shoulder and into a different table.
Sam breaks into battle with the two girls he was sitting with but turns to see the burned face Vamp grab Sid by the hair and throat and drag him out the back door. Sam picks up a chair and smashes it over one Vamps head and runs out the back door, no one is there, its an empty alley way. He turns back to the door way to see the two girls there hissing again , Sam looks around frantic and runs down the alley way.
Monday, July 12, 2010
SID and Luca
The crew creep into the door way as a thick mist seeps from the door and stays around them as they fill into the dark hallway.
Michelle: It's fucking freezing.
Gushes of mist flash by with moaning sounds that follow.
El Ferro: So I'm guessing what every these relics are that got tampered with, they like to make places into Haunted houses?
Michelle: This is crazy it was only hours ago that we were here, how did it get so weird already?
Dr Coffin: The gates to other realms are large and heavy. They keep out terrible things that wish to come in and harm us. Chances of entering our world are very rare. So when they do find a way in,... they rush in.
Sammy: And the eye of Sargothisn is a very big key for a very big door. I'm sorry I didnt warn you or let you know I was spying on your shipments. I knew these guys were ordering bad stuff, I had been following similar IPs and user names all over the internet trying to make some sweet deals for some very bad stuff. But when I saw them come into the office today to personally see this shipment, I knew who some of them where and I knew we were all gonna be in some shit.
Michelle: Who them , if your so connected who are these people the CIA?
El Ferro: CIA, FBI, M I Bs, Interpol.. hell CSIS. We know lots of these guys , we had to check in with people alot when we would ... shall I say.. get into trouble. They would help us cover our tracks for certain favors. Our buddy Paul was our check in guy he's a real hero.
Sammy: I hope so...
El Ferro: What no way you didnt see..
Michelle: SCREAMS
El Ferro and Sammy: WHat?
Michelle: Oh it's a dog
(a large cute looking fluffy dog slowly walked up behind Michelle nudging against her)
El Ferro: Whoa is SID here too? Thats gotta be his dog Luca isn't it? COme here boy, The whole band is totally back together . (El Ferro leans in pets Luca)
Sammy: Ferro get the fuck away from him.
El Ferro: What?? Why didn't you say you brought your cousin?
Sammy: I said GET AWAY FROM LUCA!
Dr Coffn: Ferro!
El Ferro: What?
The DOg changes humannoid growing larger eyes glowing as it snarls and drools lunging for El Ferro.
El Ferro: Oh SHit
The dog jumps on El Ferro but EL Ferro Monkey flips the dog over him and scurries to the side of the wall.
Sammy fires two shots at the dog, it falls but slides back up and lunges after Sammy knowing him scratching his chest, staining blood over his shirt. Dr Coffin pulls out a dagger and slams it into the dogs back. The dog yelps as Sammy kicks it off of him. The dogs runs away into the mist as Sammy fires another shot but the dog disapears.
Michelle: WHat the fuck??
El Ferro: Are you ok Kid?
Sammy: I'm fine I'm fine. It's Luca but they got to him. They got to SID two. I lost SID months ago on a treasure hunt in Europe, he contacted me recently telling me not to snoop on these things, we fought right in the fucking public two days ago. He wasnt SID anymore, he's changed, he's evil.
Dr Coffin: And so is his dog.
Michelle: Is shit your Area 51 contact or what?
Sammy: No he's my cousin he was part of our team.
Michelle: Listen you wanna be superheros, stop talking like this is your reunion party. Who are these people you keep talking about , I dont wanna meet your buddies one by one. I want answers. Cause if I tell my boss the X men came and fought the devil in our offices I am totally losing my job!
A man in a suit with blood over his mouth comes from a door as even more mist follows him.
Man: Your fired MIchelle
Michelle: Oh god mister harkins
Mr Harkins drooling blood with a dead look in his eyes
Michelle: Oh no
A younger man with messy blonde hair and an organse T shirt comes out of the mist as well. Pale face and purple lips.
SId: Your fired too Sammy. Your all fired. No more adventure team for any of you. The feds said no more, too dangerous. Luckily.... *starts to clean his nails* I knew to work for the much richer people the much more powerful people. But for you guys, its over. (SID HISSES SHOWING LARGE FANGS AND CLAWS and lunges at the team so does Mister Harkin vomiting projectile blood as he jumps at Michelle)
Michelle: WHat the FUCK????
Sid grabs Sam by the front of the face and slams the back of Sams head into the wall. Sam falls to the ground face first, starts to black out as he sees El Ferro struggle with SId trying to fend off his fangs, Sams eyes close as he passes out.
Michelle: It's fucking freezing.
Gushes of mist flash by with moaning sounds that follow.
El Ferro: So I'm guessing what every these relics are that got tampered with, they like to make places into Haunted houses?
Michelle: This is crazy it was only hours ago that we were here, how did it get so weird already?
Dr Coffin: The gates to other realms are large and heavy. They keep out terrible things that wish to come in and harm us. Chances of entering our world are very rare. So when they do find a way in,... they rush in.
Sammy: And the eye of Sargothisn is a very big key for a very big door. I'm sorry I didnt warn you or let you know I was spying on your shipments. I knew these guys were ordering bad stuff, I had been following similar IPs and user names all over the internet trying to make some sweet deals for some very bad stuff. But when I saw them come into the office today to personally see this shipment, I knew who some of them where and I knew we were all gonna be in some shit.
Michelle: Who them , if your so connected who are these people the CIA?
El Ferro: CIA, FBI, M I Bs, Interpol.. hell CSIS. We know lots of these guys , we had to check in with people alot when we would ... shall I say.. get into trouble. They would help us cover our tracks for certain favors. Our buddy Paul was our check in guy he's a real hero.
Sammy: I hope so...
El Ferro: What no way you didnt see..
Michelle: SCREAMS
El Ferro and Sammy: WHat?
Michelle: Oh it's a dog
(a large cute looking fluffy dog slowly walked up behind Michelle nudging against her)
El Ferro: Whoa is SID here too? Thats gotta be his dog Luca isn't it? COme here boy, The whole band is totally back together . (El Ferro leans in pets Luca)
Sammy: Ferro get the fuck away from him.
El Ferro: What?? Why didn't you say you brought your cousin?
Sammy: I said GET AWAY FROM LUCA!
Dr Coffn: Ferro!
El Ferro: What?
The DOg changes humannoid growing larger eyes glowing as it snarls and drools lunging for El Ferro.
El Ferro: Oh SHit
The dog jumps on El Ferro but EL Ferro Monkey flips the dog over him and scurries to the side of the wall.
Sammy fires two shots at the dog, it falls but slides back up and lunges after Sammy knowing him scratching his chest, staining blood over his shirt. Dr Coffin pulls out a dagger and slams it into the dogs back. The dog yelps as Sammy kicks it off of him. The dogs runs away into the mist as Sammy fires another shot but the dog disapears.
Michelle: WHat the fuck??
El Ferro: Are you ok Kid?
Sammy: I'm fine I'm fine. It's Luca but they got to him. They got to SID two. I lost SID months ago on a treasure hunt in Europe, he contacted me recently telling me not to snoop on these things, we fought right in the fucking public two days ago. He wasnt SID anymore, he's changed, he's evil.
Dr Coffin: And so is his dog.
Michelle: Is shit your Area 51 contact or what?
Sammy: No he's my cousin he was part of our team.
Michelle: Listen you wanna be superheros, stop talking like this is your reunion party. Who are these people you keep talking about , I dont wanna meet your buddies one by one. I want answers. Cause if I tell my boss the X men came and fought the devil in our offices I am totally losing my job!
A man in a suit with blood over his mouth comes from a door as even more mist follows him.
Man: Your fired MIchelle
Michelle: Oh god mister harkins
Mr Harkins drooling blood with a dead look in his eyes
Michelle: Oh no
A younger man with messy blonde hair and an organse T shirt comes out of the mist as well. Pale face and purple lips.
SId: Your fired too Sammy. Your all fired. No more adventure team for any of you. The feds said no more, too dangerous. Luckily.... *starts to clean his nails* I knew to work for the much richer people the much more powerful people. But for you guys, its over. (SID HISSES SHOWING LARGE FANGS AND CLAWS and lunges at the team so does Mister Harkin vomiting projectile blood as he jumps at Michelle)
Michelle: WHat the FUCK????
Sid grabs Sam by the front of the face and slams the back of Sams head into the wall. Sam falls to the ground face first, starts to black out as he sees El Ferro struggle with SId trying to fend off his fangs, Sams eyes close as he passes out.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Dr Coffin
Ferro and Sammys cars pull up close to the office of the museum. They keep their distance as two cars are waiting with two men in dark glasses with small machine guns in hand stand infront of the cars.
El Ferro gets out of the car.
Sammy: (quieltly) no El wait.
El Ferro: Gentlemen how are we.
the two men aim their guns and both say "Don't fuckin move"
El Ferro: Whoa, hey gentlemen don't worry, I am here to help!
The two men fire two rounds each as El Ferro ducks and gets back into the car.
A shot of Michelle yelping and ducking down in Sammys car as she has pulled up behind them.
El Ferro: oooo k so I guess they arent the fed boys.
Sammy: sigh... no they are.
El Ferro: What? Has everyone really forgot who I am thesedays. (shouts out the window) We're not the bad guys! (the two men start to approach the car.
Sammy: They don't care man, I've been tracking these guys for awhile. They are not our friends anymore, least not these guys.
The two men aim there guns at either side of the car aiming in the side windows.
El Ferro: Well shit.
The two men surprisingly aim above the cars and aim at each other.
El Ferro: What are they doing?
the two men shake and make gagging sounds before they both fire one round hitting each other and fall backwards onto their.
Sammy and El Ferro get out of the car and Michelle gets out behind them.
Michelle: What the fuck was that?
El Ferro: I was gonna say the same thing.
Sammy: Michelle i would now like you to meet one of my fathers best friends, Doctor Coffin.
Out of the fogged area comes a man in a large coat with a large fedora covering most of his face as he saunters forward looking downwards with shadows covering his eyes. His lips are pale and dry looking almost grey.
Michelle: (stomping forward) This is retarded, You two are crazy, I don't care who this guy is or his stupid name, what the hell just happened to these guys. They came to me this morning, they were F B I. You guys are insane. I fuckin work here, I don't want fuckin dead F B I , I just wanted to file my papers and go home tonight, (points at Sammy) This is your fuckin fault.
Dr Coffin places his leather gloved hand on her shoulder as he stands behind her.
Michelle goes silent as her eyes cross and her knees buckle with a cold chill running over here before she falls to the ground and passes out.
El Ferro: Ha Ha , oh Doctor I missed your style.
A few minutes later Michelle wakes up in a startle in the back of Sammys car.
MIchelle: What the fuck!?!
El Ferro and Sammy and sitting in the front seat and looking with intrest out the window Both say "Shhh"
Sammy: Doc is as creepy as always
El Ferro: Sometimes consistancy is a good thing kid
Sammy: Oh I know I know
Doctor Coffin is outside of the car near the front door of the office he is placing small burning bags at the foot of the door as he stands up and reaches his arms out chanting. A gust of winds blows through the arms of the doctor but does not put out the burning bags.
Michelle: What's he doing, leaving a bag of burning dog shit before ringing the door bell and running.
Sammy: Jesus, this is some classy black magic. (Sam gets out of the car and closes the door behind him)
Michelle: Magic...?
El Ferro: Sam tells me you saw two men get attacked by evil spirits and get turned into waxy zombies before they all attacked you earliar today.
Michelle: Huh.. who me? umm yeah ... It looked like that happened.
El Ferro: Then have a little suspension of disbelief The good Doctor and I were adventure hunters with Sammy dad. We know bad guys when we see em. Those agents were zombies like your co workers. I know this is wacky but it's actually real normal.
I was always hunting evil doers as Sam and his Dad trophy hunted mystic beasts and the Doctor battled ghosts and demons before we were even in diapers. The President and even the bloody Queen of England loved us and gave us adventures all the time.
Michelle: So.... so you mean your old Vampire movies and his Tv show ... were real?
El Ferro: Ha no.. what are you an idiot? We just got morbid curiousities after playing those characters for so long, we went out and tried to find the real thing. Long story when Sammy and his old man find their first real monster. Real bad situation, so I couldnt help but tag along to find more with them. That's why I stopped making movies and barely wrestled and the Occult Kid show went off the air as we went off on adventures for people in high places. Till Sammys dad...(looks at Sammy and Sammy just nods)
well till his dad died. Sammy took off and disappeared and well, guys like the doctor and I just stopped going on adventures too. Basically we were told by the powers that be that our secret liscences to adventure had been revoked and well you know how TV is once you leave it for a few years you cant just come back.
Michelle: What happened?
El Ferro: Hollywood is like that , they forget you real easily..
Michelle: No.. to his Dad.
El Ferro: Not mine to say... I mean....
Sammy opens the car door...
Sammy: Ok Doc is waving us in. The door way is cleansed no dark spells , let's go in. (Hands El Ferro a gun)
El Ferro: Come on kid you know me.
Sammy: Right... (forces the gun into Michelles hand) .. come on.
Michelle (stares at the gun) : This is fucked.
El Ferro: Quiet the mouth young lady.
El Ferro goes over to his car and opens the truck, slides out two silver metal baseball bats. Spins them back and forth before walking over to Michelle:
El Ferro: Come on let's go girl.
Michelle looks at Sammy from a distance as he talks to the Doctor.
Michelle: Whats the creepy guys deal. I didnt see what he did to the F B I agents?
El Ferro: Clouds mens minds. Or zombie mens minds. And as you found out Doctor Coffin has the abilty to do a little mind magic. He can make people do what they dont wanna do.
Michelle: Why do you call him Dr Coffin?
El Ferro: Well technically.... he's dead. (walks to Sammys Side)
Michelle: technically? (runs to the side of them)
El Ferro: So what's the priognosis Doc?
Doctor Coffin: Sargoth relic, I can sense it's powers still here. People are still here and so is the relic. Only a few in existance and by the sounds of the ghouls Sam discribed that's a usual side effect of it's power.
Sammy: And that power has to be activated with some ingrediants and spells. That was shipped in this morning. So who ever activated it and blessed our little ladies office with the demon Sargoth is probably around here waiting and watching.
El Ferro: Glad you brought us back boy.
Sammy: This is the third relic brought into the country, I failed getting the last two.
Coffin: If this is the third one...
Sammy: Yeah I know.... bad things come in 3s. That's why I needed you guys. I was stupid to try the others alone.
So.... thank you.
Coffin: Sighs
El Ferro: No prob kid
Sammy clicks in a new clip to his gun, leans forward and opens the door. A low howl comes from behind the door as wind blows out from the inside. Michelle stands behind the three motley men looking into the door way over their shoulders seeing pitch black. Until a freezing gust of winds blows over them with a thick grey cloud.
El Ferro gets out of the car.
Sammy: (quieltly) no El wait.
El Ferro: Gentlemen how are we.
the two men aim their guns and both say "Don't fuckin move"
El Ferro: Whoa, hey gentlemen don't worry, I am here to help!
The two men fire two rounds each as El Ferro ducks and gets back into the car.
A shot of Michelle yelping and ducking down in Sammys car as she has pulled up behind them.
El Ferro: oooo k so I guess they arent the fed boys.
Sammy: sigh... no they are.
El Ferro: What? Has everyone really forgot who I am thesedays. (shouts out the window) We're not the bad guys! (the two men start to approach the car.
Sammy: They don't care man, I've been tracking these guys for awhile. They are not our friends anymore, least not these guys.
The two men aim there guns at either side of the car aiming in the side windows.
El Ferro: Well shit.
The two men surprisingly aim above the cars and aim at each other.
El Ferro: What are they doing?
the two men shake and make gagging sounds before they both fire one round hitting each other and fall backwards onto their.
Sammy and El Ferro get out of the car and Michelle gets out behind them.
Michelle: What the fuck was that?
El Ferro: I was gonna say the same thing.
Sammy: Michelle i would now like you to meet one of my fathers best friends, Doctor Coffin.
Out of the fogged area comes a man in a large coat with a large fedora covering most of his face as he saunters forward looking downwards with shadows covering his eyes. His lips are pale and dry looking almost grey.
Michelle: (stomping forward) This is retarded, You two are crazy, I don't care who this guy is or his stupid name, what the hell just happened to these guys. They came to me this morning, they were F B I. You guys are insane. I fuckin work here, I don't want fuckin dead F B I , I just wanted to file my papers and go home tonight, (points at Sammy) This is your fuckin fault.
Dr Coffin places his leather gloved hand on her shoulder as he stands behind her.
Michelle goes silent as her eyes cross and her knees buckle with a cold chill running over here before she falls to the ground and passes out.
El Ferro: Ha Ha , oh Doctor I missed your style.
A few minutes later Michelle wakes up in a startle in the back of Sammys car.
MIchelle: What the fuck!?!
El Ferro and Sammy and sitting in the front seat and looking with intrest out the window Both say "Shhh"
Sammy: Doc is as creepy as always
El Ferro: Sometimes consistancy is a good thing kid
Sammy: Oh I know I know
Doctor Coffin is outside of the car near the front door of the office he is placing small burning bags at the foot of the door as he stands up and reaches his arms out chanting. A gust of winds blows through the arms of the doctor but does not put out the burning bags.
Michelle: What's he doing, leaving a bag of burning dog shit before ringing the door bell and running.
Sammy: Jesus, this is some classy black magic. (Sam gets out of the car and closes the door behind him)
Michelle: Magic...?
El Ferro: Sam tells me you saw two men get attacked by evil spirits and get turned into waxy zombies before they all attacked you earliar today.
Michelle: Huh.. who me? umm yeah ... It looked like that happened.
El Ferro: Then have a little suspension of disbelief The good Doctor and I were adventure hunters with Sammy dad. We know bad guys when we see em. Those agents were zombies like your co workers. I know this is wacky but it's actually real normal.
I was always hunting evil doers as Sam and his Dad trophy hunted mystic beasts and the Doctor battled ghosts and demons before we were even in diapers. The President and even the bloody Queen of England loved us and gave us adventures all the time.
Michelle: So.... so you mean your old Vampire movies and his Tv show ... were real?
El Ferro: Ha no.. what are you an idiot? We just got morbid curiousities after playing those characters for so long, we went out and tried to find the real thing. Long story when Sammy and his old man find their first real monster. Real bad situation, so I couldnt help but tag along to find more with them. That's why I stopped making movies and barely wrestled and the Occult Kid show went off the air as we went off on adventures for people in high places. Till Sammys dad...(looks at Sammy and Sammy just nods)
well till his dad died. Sammy took off and disappeared and well, guys like the doctor and I just stopped going on adventures too. Basically we were told by the powers that be that our secret liscences to adventure had been revoked and well you know how TV is once you leave it for a few years you cant just come back.
Michelle: What happened?
El Ferro: Hollywood is like that , they forget you real easily..
Michelle: No.. to his Dad.
El Ferro: Not mine to say... I mean....
Sammy opens the car door...
Sammy: Ok Doc is waving us in. The door way is cleansed no dark spells , let's go in. (Hands El Ferro a gun)
El Ferro: Come on kid you know me.
Sammy: Right... (forces the gun into Michelles hand) .. come on.
Michelle (stares at the gun) : This is fucked.
El Ferro: Quiet the mouth young lady.
El Ferro goes over to his car and opens the truck, slides out two silver metal baseball bats. Spins them back and forth before walking over to Michelle:
El Ferro: Come on let's go girl.
Michelle looks at Sammy from a distance as he talks to the Doctor.
Michelle: Whats the creepy guys deal. I didnt see what he did to the F B I agents?
El Ferro: Clouds mens minds. Or zombie mens minds. And as you found out Doctor Coffin has the abilty to do a little mind magic. He can make people do what they dont wanna do.
Michelle: Why do you call him Dr Coffin?
El Ferro: Well technically.... he's dead. (walks to Sammys Side)
Michelle: technically? (runs to the side of them)
El Ferro: So what's the priognosis Doc?
Doctor Coffin: Sargoth relic, I can sense it's powers still here. People are still here and so is the relic. Only a few in existance and by the sounds of the ghouls Sam discribed that's a usual side effect of it's power.
Sammy: And that power has to be activated with some ingrediants and spells. That was shipped in this morning. So who ever activated it and blessed our little ladies office with the demon Sargoth is probably around here waiting and watching.
El Ferro: Glad you brought us back boy.
Sammy: This is the third relic brought into the country, I failed getting the last two.
Coffin: If this is the third one...
Sammy: Yeah I know.... bad things come in 3s. That's why I needed you guys. I was stupid to try the others alone.
So.... thank you.
Coffin: Sighs
El Ferro: No prob kid
Sammy clicks in a new clip to his gun, leans forward and opens the door. A low howl comes from behind the door as wind blows out from the inside. Michelle stands behind the three motley men looking into the door way over their shoulders seeing pitch black. Until a freezing gust of winds blows over them with a thick grey cloud.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
EL FERRO
The square luggy but slightly "let him self go" masked wrestling EL Ferro steps out of the ring.
Sammy: I need to get into an shipping office near by, I could use all the muscle to help me. Let's just say some people don't want me in there.
El Ferro: "Well if you need my help to get in there you know I got your back kid. Glad you knew to call me first."
Sammy: Well Pauls numbers disonnected.
El Ferro: Oh (seems slightly embarrassed) Well I guess it's best you called him first. But sorry kid no one's seem him in eons.
Sammy: That's what the Doctor said, Docs gonna meet us there.
El Ferro: What you called him first?
Sammy: ha ha come on champ, I knew your gym was literally down the street, I called them cause I wanted to see you first in person.
El Ferro: (chuckles) Good Good , Good to hear it. (pats the kid on the back) Leave your car here kid, we'll take my ride.
Walking out the door, looking at the two from behind. Sammy walks with his hands in the pockets of his long grey rain coat as El Ferro grabs his leather jacket off a hook and pulls his keys out of the pocket. Cuts to a garage at the side of the gym as El Ferro clicks the lights and a shiny silver convertable speedster shines under a single light.
Sammy: Nice to see even if your anywhere near as broke as me you keep good care of your toys.
El Ferro: Sometimes you just gotta have a few nice things.
El Ferro presses a key to open the garage door to show Michelle standing outside arms crossed to stay warm.
El Ferro: Well hello pretty lady , you look a tad cold.
Sammy: She's with me , unlucky victim of being in the wrong job at the wrong time, you know the story girl works for a shipping office, opens crates , gets attacked by forces of evil, gets saved by ex tv star turned monster hunter.
El Ferro: Well dear are you sitting on the kids lap?
Michelle: What the hell? What are we doing?
Sammy: DOnt worry Michelle, take my car (throws keys) this is El Ferro.
Michelle: I know who he is, my dad was a fan.
El Ferro: SIgh it's always the parents.
Michelle: Seriously come on let's call the cops, I am not going back there with all those freaks with two actors.
El Ferro: Actors???
Sammy: She means as Monster Hunters not for wrestling.
El Ferro: Oh... well... little lady, you'd be surprised if you know.
Sammy: Come on get my car, let's go, I will explain it later.
Sammy and El Ferro tear out down the road
Sammy: I need to get into an shipping office near by, I could use all the muscle to help me. Let's just say some people don't want me in there.
El Ferro: "Well if you need my help to get in there you know I got your back kid. Glad you knew to call me first."
Sammy: Well Pauls numbers disonnected.
El Ferro: Oh (seems slightly embarrassed) Well I guess it's best you called him first. But sorry kid no one's seem him in eons.
Sammy: That's what the Doctor said, Docs gonna meet us there.
El Ferro: What you called him first?
Sammy: ha ha come on champ, I knew your gym was literally down the street, I called them cause I wanted to see you first in person.
El Ferro: (chuckles) Good Good , Good to hear it. (pats the kid on the back) Leave your car here kid, we'll take my ride.
Walking out the door, looking at the two from behind. Sammy walks with his hands in the pockets of his long grey rain coat as El Ferro grabs his leather jacket off a hook and pulls his keys out of the pocket. Cuts to a garage at the side of the gym as El Ferro clicks the lights and a shiny silver convertable speedster shines under a single light.
Sammy: Nice to see even if your anywhere near as broke as me you keep good care of your toys.
El Ferro: Sometimes you just gotta have a few nice things.
El Ferro presses a key to open the garage door to show Michelle standing outside arms crossed to stay warm.
El Ferro: Well hello pretty lady , you look a tad cold.
Sammy: She's with me , unlucky victim of being in the wrong job at the wrong time, you know the story girl works for a shipping office, opens crates , gets attacked by forces of evil, gets saved by ex tv star turned monster hunter.
El Ferro: Well dear are you sitting on the kids lap?
Michelle: What the hell? What are we doing?
Sammy: DOnt worry Michelle, take my car (throws keys) this is El Ferro.
Michelle: I know who he is, my dad was a fan.
El Ferro: SIgh it's always the parents.
Michelle: Seriously come on let's call the cops, I am not going back there with all those freaks with two actors.
El Ferro: Actors???
Sammy: She means as Monster Hunters not for wrestling.
El Ferro: Oh... well... little lady, you'd be surprised if you know.
Sammy: Come on get my car, let's go, I will explain it later.
Sammy and El Ferro tear out down the road
Monday, June 28, 2010
flash back
A younger much blonder Sammy and his father running beside a lake. Sammy with a beaming smile and a bright orange hoodie runs beside his father, tall with broad shoulders, a young face but a white beard and a thick white strike through his full head of hair. They are dragging a rope through the water. Shouting COME ON COME ON in unison. They both stop in their tracks in perfect timing as a loud clank sound echos from the water. His father places his hand on Sammy's shoulder and smile "We did it son".
Sammy: As always dad you were right, Lagoon Creatures just cant resist a good steak on a rope. he followed his nose right into the trap.
Father: Bring it on up Abdul.
A eastern looking man on the otherside of the river starts to crank a wheel connected to a chain. You can follow the chain over the river over a long thick branch that reach over the water. The chain runs down into the dark water as a large cage starts to rise. As the cage submerges waster rushes out to expose the large black eyes of the fat slimey green frog monster, holding a large juicy steak in his webbed clawed hands and a large shiney grin on his face.
Thick Block writting swoops across the screen.
NEXT WEEK ON THE OCCULT KID ADVENTURES, SAMMY and PA go on the hunt of the Bionic Bigfoot.
A quick cut to todays adult Sammy sitting on a park bench with the girl he saves from the waxman. Sammy reloads his gun and places it in his jacket.
Sammy: So yeah I don't have the luxury of traps all the time, so I lower my imagine to a gun, I know, I know.
Michelle: Umm ok well I never really watched your tv show.
Sammy: And you call your self an archiologist.
Michelle: I learn from books, no kids fantasy shows, that supposidly are real.
Sammy: Yeah well, a bullet and a hog tieing wont hold waxman. Lets get him back in that crypt in at your office.
camera pans away as Sammy and Michelle drag Waxman
Michelle: Shouldn't we call the cops
Sammy: Normally yes, but I'm here because we can't. I knew the guys that shipped the crypts in, and by any other name, they are the cops.
Three men in black with dark glasses step out from the sides of the park and pull out guns.
Michelle: These guys came to the office and had to inspect the shipments today, Guys we could really use your self, something really fucked up happened today.
One of the mystery men fires a shot which barely misses Michelle as moves out of the way.
Sam starts to run "Come on!"
Michelle runs after him "Where the fuck are you going"
The mystery men fire after the fleaing couple.
Sammy: As always dad you were right, Lagoon Creatures just cant resist a good steak on a rope. he followed his nose right into the trap.
Father: Bring it on up Abdul.
A eastern looking man on the otherside of the river starts to crank a wheel connected to a chain. You can follow the chain over the river over a long thick branch that reach over the water. The chain runs down into the dark water as a large cage starts to rise. As the cage submerges waster rushes out to expose the large black eyes of the fat slimey green frog monster, holding a large juicy steak in his webbed clawed hands and a large shiney grin on his face.
Thick Block writting swoops across the screen.
NEXT WEEK ON THE OCCULT KID ADVENTURES, SAMMY and PA go on the hunt of the Bionic Bigfoot.
A quick cut to todays adult Sammy sitting on a park bench with the girl he saves from the waxman. Sammy reloads his gun and places it in his jacket.
Sammy: So yeah I don't have the luxury of traps all the time, so I lower my imagine to a gun, I know, I know.
Michelle: Umm ok well I never really watched your tv show.
Sammy: And you call your self an archiologist.
Michelle: I learn from books, no kids fantasy shows, that supposidly are real.
Sammy: Yeah well, a bullet and a hog tieing wont hold waxman. Lets get him back in that crypt in at your office.
camera pans away as Sammy and Michelle drag Waxman
Michelle: Shouldn't we call the cops
Sammy: Normally yes, but I'm here because we can't. I knew the guys that shipped the crypts in, and by any other name, they are the cops.
Three men in black with dark glasses step out from the sides of the park and pull out guns.
Michelle: These guys came to the office and had to inspect the shipments today, Guys we could really use your self, something really fucked up happened today.
One of the mystery men fires a shot which barely misses Michelle as moves out of the way.
Sam starts to run "Come on!"
Michelle runs after him "Where the fuck are you going"
The mystery men fire after the fleaing couple.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
vs the occult
Sam aka Occult kid running through a park at night, heavy panting, shots of his feet running past garbage and through possible puddles, to shots of two different pairs of feet. The second pair of male feet turn around, there is a scream, pans up the feet showing a tattered dirty suit and pale white hands reach out and grab and cowering girl. The man pulls out a large nice and places it around the neck of the girl. Jumps back to an out of breath Sam holding a gun out. In a snap back to the girl "What the fuck is going on?" , slides up her arm to show the face of her capture. A white smooth face, with holes for eyes and slits for a nose, melted features, slowly tilts his head like a confused dog.
Snap back to Sam looking past the end of the gun, Sam "Yeah I know it's a gun, so what I am getting old . . . and lazy."
Fires the gun. The mystery man falls back , letting the girl go and dropping the knife, White Gunk splatters over the shoulder and side of the girls face. Girl: "What the fuck!?!"
Sam: (with an innocent smirk) Hey , So, you come here often?
A second wax faced monster comes from behind Sam. Sam flips it over his hip. The monster grabs on and rolls Sam to the ground. The monster gets up and lunges for the girl. The girl grabs the knife left by the first monster yells at the creature and stabs it in the gut. The monster starts to laugh drooling wax and starts to strangle the girl. Sam tackles the monster to the ground pushes the gun in the monsters mouth and pulls. Wax splatters over Sams face as he tries to get his breathe back. He turns back to the girl and says. "It's gonna be one of those days"
Snap back to Sam looking past the end of the gun, Sam "Yeah I know it's a gun, so what I am getting old . . . and lazy."
Fires the gun. The mystery man falls back , letting the girl go and dropping the knife, White Gunk splatters over the shoulder and side of the girls face. Girl: "What the fuck!?!"
Sam: (with an innocent smirk) Hey , So, you come here often?
A second wax faced monster comes from behind Sam. Sam flips it over his hip. The monster grabs on and rolls Sam to the ground. The monster gets up and lunges for the girl. The girl grabs the knife left by the first monster yells at the creature and stabs it in the gut. The monster starts to laugh drooling wax and starts to strangle the girl. Sam tackles the monster to the ground pushes the gun in the monsters mouth and pulls. Wax splatters over Sams face as he tries to get his breathe back. He turns back to the girl and says. "It's gonna be one of those days"
plot shmot WTF vs the Occult
Panning around a wrestling ring in a small run down practice gym. A broad shouldered but slightly beer bellied Luchadore called El Ferro in a bright and shiny mask spars with a long haired goteed youth. The emergency door at the side of the ring opens but no alarm goes off. A scruffy haired , five o clock shadowed character called Sam in a long over coat walks in , he circles the ring watching over it. The masked Luchadore flips his opponent over his shoulder onto his back and turns to the ropes smiling at the on looker.
El Ferro: Occult Kid!
Sam: Hey Ferro. Let's just go with Sam for now.
El Ferro jumps over the ropes to the outside. Turns to his sparing partner "Hey kid practice is over, sorry gotta go"
El Ferro: I wondered when we would see ya boy. Tell me your on a great adventure.
Sam: I havn't had a good adventure in awhile.
El Ferro: Tell me about, I have been so bored.
Sam: Well hopefully that will have changed.
El Ferro: Occult Kid!
Sam: Hey Ferro. Let's just go with Sam for now.
El Ferro jumps over the ropes to the outside. Turns to his sparing partner "Hey kid practice is over, sorry gotta go"
El Ferro: I wondered when we would see ya boy. Tell me your on a great adventure.
Sam: I havn't had a good adventure in awhile.
El Ferro: Tell me about, I have been so bored.
Sam: Well hopefully that will have changed.
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